Any good jokes ... ?

[BigSid]

A Ryanair passenger was partially sucked out of a plane after a window shattered mid-flight.
The man’s head and shoulders were pulled outside the plane and his wife had to hold on to his legs to prevent him from being fully sucked out!
The couple were on a flight from Thessaloniki to Memmingen.
Ryanair have issued the passenger with an £11 fresh air charge, a £24 scenic view charge and a £45 oxygen mask deployment charge.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[AndyRM]

 

[AndyRM]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Dass6nVHPyw/?igsh=a2xmZGRxejdtaWVt

 

[Andy in Germany]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/Dass6nVHPyw/?igsh=a2xmZGRxejdtaWVt

I think I must be missing something,

 

[Seevio]

I think I must be missing something,

Did you read all 9 pages?

 

[AndyRM]

I think I must be missing something,

What @Seevio said.

 

[Jameshow]

Did you read all 9 pages?

It's funny and probably true!

I'm in Mexico atm and such things wouldn't surprise me!

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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and password can;t be any password you have ever used before

and no I am not going to help you work out in any way


Oh and yes - the people who designed this are well aware that this forces people to end up with a different password on every website
because this is more secure

but we also know that it means a lot of people will forget their password

and we are totally ignoring the loophole in the "forgot password" concept as it often uses 2FA but knows damn well that one device has access to both factors and if the phone has been knicked that the thief will be able to change the password with just that one device
which will help them do it


and no- we don;t care