Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

Does anyone kniw if I can donate a skin-graft from my backside to a none relative.
Arse skin for a friend.

Not sure that belongs on here - actually made me laugh!!!

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[mistyoptic]

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humorous

 

[lenfield]

 

[Dave7]

I stopped having a morning coffee and switched to fresh orange juice......I feel so much better.
My Doctor says it because of no caffeine and plenty of vitamin C.
Personally I put it down to the large vodkas.

 

[Dave7]

My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.
I've been a customer of his for 8 years and never new he was a barber.