Any good jokes ... ?

[Richard A Thackeray]

Due to funding cuts, bus services in Barnsley are being downgraded

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Barnsley Council have now funded better seating

 

[Cavalol]

I've been trying to organise a hide and seek tournament for ages now, but it's not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

 

[Dave7]

A strange fact but......
If you scream loudly in a library every body looks at you.
If you scream in an aeroplane every body joins in.

 

[Sharky]

TV reporter - "why did you become a pilot?"
Pilot - "to overcome my biggest fear"

TV reporter - "what was that, fear of heights?"
Pilot - "no, my fear of dying alone!"

 

[Dave7]

People who think they can run away from thier problems have obviously never farted while on a treadmill.

 

[Cavalol]

Why is it that when ladies go to the toilet in pairs, nobody minds, but when I did it I got thrown out of the greengrocers?