Any good jokes ... ?

[Punkawallah]

After 11 Spiderman films, it's amazing that not once has any of the villains tried to stop him by just putting a giant glass over him.

Or get their husband to ‘put it outside’.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Or get their husband to ‘put it outside’.

It has to go over the fence at the back

in fact, they used to have to go over the fence at the end of the road "otherwise they just come back"

but I can only assume that spiders are not as nimble nowadays

 

[Hover Fly]

I went for a walk by a river dotay, and saw a catfish

 

[swee'pea99]

One from last Saturday's Graun, from Stockard Channing, her as used to be Abby Bartlett in The West Wing, if anyone remembers that...

Man goes to the doctor and takes off his hat to reveal a huge toad on the top of his head.
'When did you first notice it?' asks the doctor.
Toad says 'It started out as a boil on my arse.'