Any good jokes ... ?

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[Dumpty]

My wife has been mad at me for 3 weeks now because I didn’t open the car door and help her mother out.


I told her I’m sorry but I just panicked and swam for the surface

 

[lenfield]

My wife has been mad at me for 3 weeks now because I didn’t open the car door and help her mother out.


I told her I’m sorry but I just panicked and swam for the surface

You are Teddy Kennedy AICMFP

 

[Dumpty]

Watching the TV last night and I said to my wife.. “Do you know you’re the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston!”



She gave me a cheeky smile and said..”Really”



I said “Yes sweetheart, she is 9 stone and you are 18."

 

[Alex321]

Watching the TV last night and I said to my wife.. “Do you know you’re the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston!”



She gave me a cheeky smile and said..”Really”



I said “Yes sweetheart, she is 9 stone and you are 18."

No, you couldn't have said that last night.


No chance you would be conscious enough to type yet if you had

 

[Jameshow]

No, you couldn't have said that last night.


No chance you would be conscious enough to type yet if you had

Maybe on a mechanical type writer as no way would he have power in a coffin!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dumpty]

During lockdown, if you had family around on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home.


Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if you have to book?

 

[Dumpty]

 

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