postman
Squire
- Location
- Meanwoodshire.
I am not middle-aged or fat.I have had to put another hole in my belt just this winter.But i am ancient and grumpy,is that a seperate section.
I am not middle-aged or fat.I have had to put another hole in my belt just this winter.But i am ancient and grumpy,is that a seperate section.

Middle-aged... Yep... That part's unavoidable.
Fat? No. Merely comfortably curvy. Size 10 up top, size 12 below the waist. Could wear a size smaller, but breathing is... important.![]()

Yes.

But i am ancient and grumpy,
Same here; judging by the slight but noticable waitsline expansion when my commute was reduced, I'd be a bit rotund if I didn't transport myself this way.