Are you an Italian female, ride a Colnago and attend Box Hill on Sundays??????

[Headgardener]

I don't want to startle the poor girl with 100 forum members racing up the hill!

If I had time to come I certainly wouldn't be racing up the hill infact it would more like a slow walking pace.

 

[fossyant]

Well I suspect she's not a 'proper' cyclist if just going to one place to sit about every week - off for the pose.......

 

[Nicensleazy]

Well I suspect she's not a 'proper' cyclist if just going to one place to sit about every week - off for the pose.......

No, I think she's very keen!

 

[dellzeqq]

as it happens I have some business to do with the National Trust at the top of the hill. I'm sorely tempted to zip up there on my Colnago and compare paint jobs.....

 

[Nicensleazy]

as it happens I have some business to do with the National Trust at the top of the hill. I'm sorely tempted to zip up there on my Colnago and compare paint jobs.....

Why not!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Ooo er I could tell you some stories about that place... Oh and for info it's RYKERS.

Ta, it's been a long time since I've been there, Rykers was just a shack. Around 1988 from Memory.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

The one I'm 'familiar' with is on the Hogs Back... When I say familiar that is in a purely professional way. that isn't much better than a prefab. very popular with people who use the excuse of walking their dogs to go out and perform sex acts in public, it has got so organised now that they put on a performance in the back of a 40 foot curtainsider, with cars filling the carpark hedlights illuminating the back of the lorry, haven't seen a Colnago!

 

[Nicensleazy]

I have told the cafe at the top of Box Hill to order more flapjacks as there could be a bigger crowd this Sunday!

 

[DJ]

I will be closely inspecting the Box hedging while up there on Box Hill, perhaps giving it a trim! and maybe even rummaging in the under growth!

 

[Nicensleazy]

I will be closely inspecting the Box hedging while up there on Box Hill, perhaps giving it a trim! and maybe even rummaging in the under growth!

 

[peanut]

I'm going to drive up. With the bike in the boot.

Then I'll sneak the bike behind a hedge just a turn from the top.

I shall then mount and then climax to the top of the buxom hill looking unsweaterd, unflustered and wondering why everybody else is panting away from the effort!

I hope there is lots of car parking up there lol

 

[Nicensleazy]

I hope there is lots of car parking up there lol

Whats the weather for Sunday......she may not want to get her Colnago dripping wet!

 

[Sittingduck]

Says it's going to be dry and sunny, if a tad cold

 

[Nicensleazy]

Ok then, see you all there!

 

[Will1985]

This is becoming like the "Girl on a pink Pinarello" thread over on BR!

Have you got your phrasebook ready?