I remember chatting with some lad in a boozer one day and we got onto the subject of Evvy Metal.
"I love metal," the lad informs me. "I live it. I know so much about it" and so on and so forth.
I mentioned Lemmy out of Motorhead...... "Who?" asks The Lad.
Then I mentioned Ozzy Osbourne.... "Who?" asked The Lad
Me - "You must've heard of Ozzy... Black Sabbath, Crazy Train....." then I lowered myself and felt dirty afterwards. "The Osbournes. He did a butter advert too I think"
The Lad - "Oh yeah him he's great"
Me - "But you've never heard of Black Sabbath or anything else he's done like Crazy Train. Or Lemmy."
The Lad - "No"
Me - "OK Lad listen up...." and we had a good chat and he was a nice lad to be fair but I was astonished he thought himself so metal and cool but had never heard of Lemmy or Ozzy.
I'm so cool.

I'm smokin hot!