Are you gay?

[Dayvo]

I'm afraid statistically you are.

Oh no! Am I the one in ten? Talk about bad luck.

 

[domtyler]

No I'm not gay, but looking at the details of the poll it is interesting, if not surprising, to see that User, bonjy, Fab Foodie, Abitrary and Dayvo all enjoy a bit of botty action.

 

[Dayvo]

I wouldn't know how to put it in. It was already there.

I googled 'bonj' and saw that too. Plus a penalty charges forum, to which a 'bonj' contributes.

 

[domtyler]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonj

Yee gads, is this really where he took his name from? -

bonj

When somebody makes a really ugly face, especially when laughing very hard. Often lumpkins are known to bonj a lot.

lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favour and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

 

[bonj2]

I wouldn't know how to put it in. It was already there.

Bollocks.

 

[bonj2]

I googled 'bonj' and saw that too. Plus a penalty charges forum, to which a 'bonj' contributes.

yes, it is me. They helped me screw over a grand out of barclays. (That they'd previously screwed out of me.)

 

[papercorn2000]

yes, it is me. They helped me screw over a grand out of barclays. (That they'd previously screwed out of me.)

Did aforesaid screwings involve any "lumpkin"?

 

[domtyler]

Wasn't there a Barclay who used to post on C+?

 

[Rhythm Thief]

yes, it is me. They helped me screw over a grand out of barclays. (That they'd previously screwed out of me.)

OT, but can we still do that to the banks? My bank have taken over a grand off me too over the last five or six years and I'd like to get it back.

 

[mickle]

Bank charges? Bank charges? Can we get back to discussing sexual orientation now?

 

[bonj2]

OT, but can we still do that to the banks? My bank have taken over a grand off me too over the last five or six years and I'd like to get it back.

yes. you have pm.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Bank charges? Bank charges? Can we get back to discussing sexual orientation now?

Sorry.

 

[mickle]

yes. you have pm.

Hello? Gayness!

 

[mickle]

Only 79.55%? Interesting.

 

[Abitrary]

No I'm not gay, but looking at the details of the poll it is interesting, if not surprising, to see that User, bonjy, Fab Foodie, Abitrary and Dayvo all enjoy a bit of botty action.

The more I think about it, the more I realise that dom is the worst.

An angry gay