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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Nobody has mentioned fleas - I once owned a house, which I rented out while I lived in France. The family had a cat, which slept in the sun in the back bedroom. After they had left my agent was showing a new prospective tenant around and she walked in to the bedroom. Se felt an odd sensation on her legs, looked down and her lower legs were black with fleas that were jumping out of the carpet. She screamed and ran outside absolutely freaking out. Her legs were bitten all over, she claimed she had had to cancel her holiday as a result and tried to sue me! I told her to get lost and offered to pay for the histamine cream.

More recently I found a bird's nest in the garden, which was hopping with fleas. Mrs Gti told me to burn it but I threw it on the compost. I was in the habit of going out and urinating on the compost (nitrates) and after a while started finding odd bites around my groin area. Then one day I glanced down and saw that my groin area was actually being mobbed by fleas jumping out of the compost. Mrs Gti went absolutely ballistic; we had to get the house sprayed and even now she never misses an opportunity to remind me about it.
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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
You're thinking of scabies. They really do take the prize for most attractive life-cycle.... the adult female burrows into the moist folds of skin in your armpit, groin and between fingers and toes. She lays her eggs at the bottom of a pore or hair follicle, then crawls up to the entrance of the pore and dies, blocking the pore and stopping the babies coming to harm. They then thrive in probably infected tunnel until it's time for them to emerge and do their bit for the future of the species. Nice.
http://www.healthy-s...of-scabies.html
ok. That's enough! I'm out of here!
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
I was in the habit of going out and urinating on the compost (nitrates) and after a while started finding odd bites around my groin area. Then one day I glanced down and saw that my groin area was actually being mobbed by fleas jumping out of the compost.


Please stop, I'm eating my lunch at the moment :sad:
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I think poor Dell has just run out into the street naked and scratching his groin feverishly....
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Having lived in Africa then Cyprus, I'm amazed how I managed to escape all this stuff. Especially schistosomiasis.

You have had your lunch, I trust?


Penetration of the human skin occurs after the cercaria have attached to and explored the skin. The parasite secretes enzymes that break down the skin's protein to enable penetration of the cercarial head through the skin. As the cercaria penetrates the skin it transforms into a migrating schistosomulum stage.

The newly transformed schistosomulum may remain in the skin for 2 days before locating a post-capillary venule; from here the schistosomulum travels to the lungs where it undergoes further developmental changes necessary for subsequent migration to the liver. Eight to ten days after penetration of the skin, the parasite migrates to the liver sinusoids. S. japonicum migrates more quickly than S. mansoni, and usually reaches the liver within 8 days of penetration. Juvenile S. mansoni and S. japonicum worms develop an oral sucker after arriving at the liver, and it is during this period that the parasite begins to feed on red blood cells. The nearly-mature worms pair, with the longer female worm residing in the gynaecophoric channel of the shorter male. Adult worms are about 10 mm long. Worm pairs of S. mansoni and S. japonicum relocate to the mesenteric or rectal veins. S. haematobium schistosomula ultimately migrate from the liver to the perivesical venous plexus of the bladder, ureters, and kidneys through the hemorrhoidal plexus.

Parasites reach maturity in six to eight weeks, at which time they begin to produce eggs. Adult S. mansoni pairs residing in the mesenteric vessels may produce up to 300 eggs per day during their reproductive lives. S. japonicum may produce up to 3000 eggs per day. Many of the eggs pass through the walls of the blood vessels, and through the intestinal wall, to be passed out of the body in feces. S. haematobium eggs pass through the ureteral or bladder wall and into the urine. Only mature eggs are capable of crossing into the digestive tract, possibly through the release of proteolytic enzymes, but also as a function of host immune response, which fosters local tissue ulceration. Up to half the eggs released by the worm pairs become trapped in the mesenteric veins, or will be washed back into the liver, where they will become lodged. Worm pairs can live in the body for an average of four and a half years, but may persist up to 20 years.

Trapped eggs mature normally, secreting antigens that elicit a vigorous immune response. The eggs themselves do not damage the body. Rather it is the cellular infiltration resultant from the immune response that causes the pathology classically associated with schistosomiasis.


Makes bed-bugs sound all furry and nice.
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
Loa Loa.... the African Eyeworm. Truly the stuff of nightmares
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