Beer turns men into women

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National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.





;)
 

col

Legendary Member
And if you drink often enough,you get man boobs ;)
 

zimzum42

Legendary Member
University of Lesotho, that famous research powerhouse.......

Will wait until Wits or UCT publish something I think......
 

Tetedelacourse

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Yorkshireman said:
National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary.





:sad:

On the other hand, I bet they also:

1. Felt invincible
2. Became frivolous
3. Were even less adept at multitasking
4. Suddenly considered themselves to be extremely attractive
5. Spat a lot

Inconclusive if you ask me.;)
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
Yes it does! It lowers Testosterone and elevates Estrogen levels.

And if you're drinking Orange juice, your mates will say... "Orange juice? Nah! come on, have a mans drink instead" ;)
 

stevenb

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Location
South Beds.
National University of Lesotho = lmao ;)
Excess alcohol and beer drinking will give you man-boobs ok....and a gut, make you experience all kinds of physical and mental symptoms and generally kill your body.
I can't understand how some people like to waste £££ and get wasted two times a week......lol

My theory is, flush £20 down the pub bog and walk out without a headache, kebab and a fat lip from the punch-up...lol
 

Mr Phoebus

New Member
Beer also turns ugly buggers into Gods/Goddesses. ;):eek::biggrin::eek::sad:
 
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