bib tights or shorts that hide your junk

Discussion in 'Components, Accessories and Clothing' started by double0jedi, 1 Mar 2018.

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  1. winjim

    winjim A youth of interminable age

    I did. We're married with a child.
     
  2. Milzy

    Milzy Veteran

    Kinky, you should deffo buy her lunch. You may end up been her sex slave.
     
  3. ADarkDraconis

    ADarkDraconis Cardinal Member

    Location:
    Ohio, USA
    I have a friend who has a son that's a fashion designer, and he specializes in swimwear. Teeny. Tiny. Swimwear. He designs other things but when I go to his website I am instantly bombarded with packages (and not from USPS!) I'm like, "Rita, can you tell him to knock it off with the banana hammocks on front page? I just wanna buy a blouse!" :laugh:
     
  4. Afnug

    Afnug Everything you can imagine is real

    Are you saying naturists aren't normal people.
     
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  5. Afnug

    Afnug Everything you can imagine is real

    Where was this Outer Mongolia ?
     
  6. numbnuts

    numbnuts Legendary Member

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    Well I'm quite normal, but I can't vouch for all the rest
     
  7. theclaud

    theclaud It's teeceegawnmaaaad

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    Swansea
    It's a fair point, but I don't think walking into an office in functional clothing which happens to be a bit anatomically revealing is comparable to flashing or other forms of harassment, so I'm kinda with Foggers on this. Not least because baggy shorts work over the top of anything else look way sillier than cycling shorts worn alone. If it were my call I would prohibit cycling shorts in any colour except black, but that's more of an aesthetic judgement than a moral one.
     
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  8. Someone tried to shame the OP for caring, saying .. if I may paraphrase "no one is interested in your penis"
    So I just made a supportive remark towards the OP.
     
  9. theclaud

    theclaud It's teeceegawnmaaaad

    Location:
    Swansea
    That's true - sorry, I'd forgotten the context of the your post.
     
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  10. Foghat

    Foghat Veteran

    Blimey, has the Earth's magnetic polarity reversed or something?........only 'kinda', though!

    Evening, TC!

    Fully concur with this. Been cycling for 35+ years, and have only ever purchased black shorts! :okay:
     
  11. mjr

    mjr Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

    This impression suggests you're an able-bodied straight white man...

    ...but this suggests you're blind. ;)
     
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  12. mjr

    mjr Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

    I don't think "everyday normal cycling gear" means what you think it does. Many UK cyclists seem to have a rather warped idea that skintight lycra isn't sports gear. In cycling-normal places, "everyday normal cycling gear" is probably jeans and a T-shirt:
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  13. cyberknight

    cyberknight Bullied off cc

  14. ADarkDraconis

    ADarkDraconis Cardinal Member

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    Ohio, USA
    :laugh: while I have not personally seen Linford Christie's business, your statement reminded me of my friend who was a history teacher. He was fond of musing about Henry XIII's, erm, well proportioned codpiece on his armor and wondering if he were exaggerating...
     
  15. wheresthetorch

    wheresthetorch Dreaming of Celeste

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    West Sussex
    I once had to walk through a women's prison wearing leathers. Felt a tad self-conscious, with women leaning out of cell windows shouting lewd comments!
     
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