Bidets....

[Fab Foodie]

I wonder if the word ‘Shattaff’ is a corruption...

 

[Stephenite]

I'm enjoying this thread.

You might say I'm enjoying the craic!

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm enjoying this thread.

You might say I'm enjoying the craic!

At least it’s clean craic....

 

[numbnuts]

WoW five pages I thought it was going to be a "flash in the pan"

 

[HertzvanRental]

Thunderbirds are go!,

 

[Fab Foodie]

UPDATE:

Have now spent a whole week using my travel bidet both travelling and at home.
My botty has been beautifully clean, fresh and comfortable... like never before!
I’ve also used very little toilet paper which is good for the environment too.
All for just over a tenner.

All in all, I’m a total bidet convert :-)

 

[HertzvanRental]

UPDATE:

Have now spent a whole week using my travel bidet both travelling and at home.
My botty has been beautifully clean, fresh and comfortable... like never before!
I’ve also used very little toilet paper which is good for the environment too.
All for just over a tenner.

All in all, I’m a total bidet convert :-)

I suppose pictures are out of the question?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I suppose pictures are out of the question?

Of course not....

;-)

 

[HertzvanRental]

Of course not....

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;-)

And where, exactly, does the mouthpiece fit?

 

[jefmcg]

Of course not....

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;-)

Imagining random visitor to chez foodie - "I hope you don't mind, but I had a drink out of your water bottle while using the bathroom

(fully realising that this is a theme with me in this thread. please do not psychoanalyse me!)

 

[Fab Foodie]

Imagining random visitor to chez foodie - "I hope you don't mind, but I had a drink out of your water bottle while using the bathroom

(fully realising that this is a theme with me in this thread. please do not psychoanalyse me!)

I don’t leave it on display!

 

[slowmotion]

Of course not....

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;-)

Cripes! I never knew they incorporated a hair-dryer as well.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I don’t leave it on display!

Next time we ride together I shall examine your bidon VERY, VERY carefully !

 

[Fab Foodie]

Ooo this week’s hotel room....

 

[Reynard]

I'm going to do something unmentionable to the two of you who mentioned macerators. I have had this going round and round in my head and I can't get rid of it.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UvGf13H6wQ