Salty seadog
Space Cadet...(3rd Class...)
A true classic.
Bidets....
- Thread starter Fab Foodie
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A true classic.
lazybloke
Considering a new username
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
Interesting opinion on macerators from the UK DIY forums: http://www.diyfaq.org.uk/humour.html
The expanding foam story is good for a chuckle.
gaijintendo
Veteran
- Location
- Scotchland
I honestly never understood the point of them up until the age of 35ish.
Then i think the concept started to foment over a couple of years.
Something started to go wrong with me. I presume I'm not the first. Wiping has become a much more time consuming process.
I still don't have one. But I get it.
Must be nice.
Then i think the concept started to foment over a couple of years.
Something started to go wrong with me. I presume I'm not the first. Wiping has become a much more time consuming process.
I still don't have one. But I get it.
Must be nice.
I will wait for a price drop before I buy one.......although it does look rather good
I have perfected the solution. While still sitting I use the toilet brush. With practice you can work it down into the water, give it a swish around then scrub. The secret is to miss the.......shall we call it floating waste
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Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
It is.
You can get well recommended Brondell travel bidet for £12 that does all you need! Try it and you may (like me) regret not doing so years ago....
Feck me, that's in my search history now, bugger.
jefmcg
Guru
OK, my French is not great**: which one is a bidet and which is a bidon?
** eg Mon français n'est pas magnifique.
** eg Mon français n'est pas magnifique.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
Here's a travel one that you can charge on a USB port.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aquarius-P...=UTF8&qid=1521051061&sr=8-15&keywords=shattaf
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aquarius-P...=UTF8&qid=1521051061&sr=8-15&keywords=shattaf
HertzvanRental
Veteran
Wasn't he a tight rope walker? I never realised he used a bidet whilst crossing Niagara Falls!
God, he was gifted!
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Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
Either way, I bet his buttocks were well puckered!
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Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
You’re getting interested.....Here's a travel one that you can charge on a USB port.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aquarius-P...=UTF8&qid=1521051061&sr=8-15&keywords=shattaf
Make sure that you find out before you need a drink.
slowmotion
Quite dreadful
- Location
- lost somewhere
It seems to me that a bum gun could be a valuable addition to any home. The gadget should work well if you have a wet room type bathroom, but less well with a conventional one. If your aim drifts off-target, the co-lateral damage could be considerable.
The Jogger
Legendary Member
- Location
- Spain
We have two in the house in Spain but they didn't come with instructions, so I just turn the water on every now and again to keep things flowing