Bidets....

[Salty seadog]

Surely the perfect solution here is buying one of these or converting an existing turbo setup ...

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A true classic.

 

[lazybloke]

The other thing this place has is a macerator, which blocked in the first week, ugh, what a job (no pun intended).

Interesting opinion on macerators from the UK DIY forums: http://www.diyfaq.org.uk/humour.html
The expanding foam story is good for a chuckle.

 

[gaijintendo]

I honestly never understood the point of them up until the age of 35ish.

Then i think the concept started to foment over a couple of years.

Something started to go wrong with me. I presume I'm not the first. Wiping has become a much more time consuming process.

I still don't have one. But I get it.

Must be nice.

 

[Dave7]

Surely the perfect solution here is buying one of these or converting an existing turbo setup ...

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I will wait for a price drop before I buy one.......although it does look rather good

 

[Dave7]

I honestly never understood the point of them up until the age of 35ish.

Then i think the concept started to foment over a couple of years.

Something started to go wrong with me. I presume I'm not the first. Wiping has become a much more time consuming process.

I still don't have one. But I get it.

Must be nice.

I have perfected the solution. While still sitting I use the toilet brush. With practice you can work it down into the water, give it a swish around then scrub. The secret is to miss the.......shall we call it floating waste

 

[Fab Foodie]

I honestly never understood the point of them up until the age of 35ish.

Then i think the concept started to foment over a couple of years.

Something started to go wrong with me. I presume I'm not the first. Wiping has become a much more time consuming process.

I still don't have one. But I get it.

Must be nice.

It is.
You can get well recommended Brondell travel bidet for £12 that does all you need! Try it and you may (like me) regret not doing so years ago....

 

[Crackle]

It is.
You can get well recommended Brondell travel bidet for £12 that does all you need! Try it and you may (like me) regret not doing so years ago....

Feck me, that's in my search history now, bugger.

 

[jefmcg]

OK, my French is not great**: which one is a bidet and which is a bidon?

** eg Mon français n'est pas magnifique.

 

[slowmotion]

Here's a travel one that you can charge on a USB port.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aquarius-P...=UTF8&qid=1521051061&sr=8-15&keywords=shattaf

 

[HertzvanRental]

It is.
You can get well recommended Brondell travel bidet for £12 that does all you need! Try it and you may (like me) regret not doing so years ago....

Wasn't he a tight rope walker? I never realised he used a bidet whilst crossing Niagara Falls!

God, he was gifted!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Wasn't he a tight rope walker? I never realised he used a bidet whilst crossing Niagara Falls!

God, he was gifted!

Either way, I bet his buttocks were well puckered!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Here's a travel one that you can charge on a USB port.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Aquarius-P...=UTF8&qid=1521051061&sr=8-15&keywords=shattaf

You’re getting interested.....

 

[stephec]

OK, my French is not great**: which one is a bidet and which is a bidon?

** eg Mon français n'est pas magnifique.

Make sure that you find out before you need a drink.

 

[slowmotion]

It seems to me that a bum gun could be a valuable addition to any home. The gadget should work well if you have a wet room type bathroom, but less well with a conventional one. If your aim drifts off-target, the co-lateral damage could be considerable.

 

[The Jogger]

We have two in the house in Spain but they didn't come with instructions, so I just turn the water on every now and again to keep things flowing