"Bike Things" that sound bad out of context
- Thread starter Sam Kennedy
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Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Filthier the better to be honest. Far more fun buried up to the spindle in gloop.
wafflycat
New Member
- Location
- middle of Norfolk
I found a crack in my rim the other day.
Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
There's a pregnancy disorder you can get called SPD. I was quite excited about it until I found out what it was and then decided not to get it. But it's funny on the pregnancy forums to read about all these women moaning about SPDs when I just think it's all about pedalling 
ELL
Über Member
- Location
- Outside your window looking in
She was flat so I hadda puncher
goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
- Location
- Leith, Edinburgh
Rhythm Thief said:
** wipes tea from screen **
That one's a cracker
jeltz
Veteran
- Location
- Radstock, Somerset
Oh so many different types of lube?? What to choose!
gazmercer
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Prescot, Merseyside
The front end was really stiff.
I just had to let her know the size of my bell.
She had a great rack.
Ultimate power is gained by pushing AND pulling.
You come to a standstill when it slips off the back.
All those nuts and nipples.
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week !!
I just had to let her know the size of my bell.
She had a great rack.
Ultimate power is gained by pushing AND pulling.
You come to a standstill when it slips off the back.
All those nuts and nipples.
Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week !!
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
I had a lovely ride with Waffles, Mr Waffles and Waffles Minor last year.
Don't worry, it will hurt the first time you do it, especially if you are new to this, but after a while you grow used to the pain and begin to enjoy it....so fancy joining in our Chain gang?
Mummy, I managed to get some brand new STI's last night!
However much I fiddle with my nipples, I just can't seem to get my rim to feel right.
Testicles.
My power output was beginning to drop, but standing up and maintain a smooth circular motion soon fixed that.
The journey was a long one, and we were all grinding away on our big, fat rings.
Too much lube made my big ring too sticky for use.
Cheryl Cole is hot.
My Stem is too short.
Mummy, I managed to get some brand new STI's last night!
However much I fiddle with my nipples, I just can't seem to get my rim to feel right.
Testicles.
My power output was beginning to drop, but standing up and maintain a smooth circular motion soon fixed that.
The journey was a long one, and we were all grinding away on our big, fat rings.
Too much lube made my big ring too sticky for use.
Cheryl Cole is hot.
My Stem is too short.
