"Bike Things" that sound bad out of context

[Davidc]

I'm wearing protective clothing.

(You need to be touring in France to really appreciate that one)

 

[Fnaar]

a couple of lycra-clad members surprised me when they came from behind...

 

[Fnaar]

the length of my top-tube means I can't see over her large front panniers

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Nurse! the screens for Mr Fnaar please!!

 

[adscrim]

During a particularly hard ride last winter, I lost all control after my lights failed. The resultant off left me with a large crack an the base of my stem along with a nasty dent on my rim.

 

[TheDoctor]

I need a new chainwhip. And some slick rubber.

 

[Dayvo]

My Assos is well creamed!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I've just bought Ms RT a Dura Ace chainring. It was expensive, but it's nice to spend your wad on your girlfriend's ring occasionally.

 

[Lisa21]

Im completely hooked on the endorphine rush you get after a really good long hard ride

 

[Davidc]

It's 21 inches from the centre of the bottom bracket to the hole at the top.

 

[Dayvo]

I loved it when she spoke dirty!

 

[Fnaar]

When I'm pumping away, it get's all hot at the business end...

 

[Landslide]

Is your preference for a large or small flange?

 

[Fnaar]

My flange has gone all rusty

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I left a big skid mark when I was out on my bike