Bin Men - stupid? or following process?

[MontyVeda]

Bin men didn't empty my bin this morning, mind you I had put the wrong one out.

Oh blimey this is getting confusing...

first i begin to think BFF is my dad, but he aint, then i think he's my boss, but i doubt that too... now, after i put my bins out last night and the bin men didn't collect them because i'd put the wrong ones out... am i actually 3bikesmcginty!?!?!?

I guess that's the problem with split personality disorder... I'm the last to know!

 

[brokenflipflop]

I am !

 

[MontyVeda]

I am !

But you don't drive a little toyota... plus there'd never be a 50 car tailback on my dads street

 

[brokenflipflop]

There's something I've been meaning to tell you son. D'you know when I go away for a few days every week............

 

[MontyVeda]

But you said that was for gender reassignment surgery!

 

[TVC]

Hang on, I have to catch up, We've now met your 'wife' Rachel, who used to be a stunner (I assume you now think that she isn't any more, she'll be glad to hear that), who can't drive properly. You have a cousin called Vinny, but I'm not sure if he was in the car or not, and you were playing tennis with the Mayor whilst the whole sorry tale was being played out. Am I right? Should I try to sketch a family tree, would it help?

 

[brokenflipflop]

Hang on, I have to catch up, We've now met your 'wife' Rachel, who used to be a stunner (I assume you now think that she isn't any more, she'll be glad to hear that), who can't drive properly. You have a cousin called Vinny, but I'm not sure if he was in the car or not, and you were playing tennis with the Mayor whilst the whole sorry tale was being played out. Am I right? Should I try to sketch a family tree, would it help?

Err. Sorry tale!.....it's a wonderful tale, but you've pretty much summed it all up perfectly...except....I am distantly related to that Mayor (met him at a 100 year family reunion of John Crompton (brother of Samuel Crompton) and you can stick the Gibbs on there too (Bee Gees).

 

[TVC]

You're an inventive Troll, I'll give you that.

 

[brokenflipflop]

I'm not a troll, I'm genuinely naffed off at my bin men and the only detail that's incorrect is I haven't got a cousin Vinny - I have a brother-in-law called Vinny, my cousin Vinny is a film with Joe Pesci.

 

[rich p]

I'm not a troll, I'm genuinely naffed off at my bin men and the only detail that's incorrect is I haven't got a cousin Vinny - I have a brother-in-law called Vinny, my cousin Vinny is a film with Joe Pesci.

Hmmm, Joe Pesci - that sounds a bit fishy to me.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

BBC News: The toughest place to be a binman

I was shocked to find out it was Jarkata and not nearer to home.

 

[400bhp]

It matters to me and the 50 cars filing up behind me just because of a bloke who can't think. If a cyclist had come down he might have gone over my bonnet too.

Do cyclists have a habit of doing that on your bonnet, as I'm struggling to see the link between bin being left in driveway and flying cyclists?

 

[400bhp]

I think you should contact your local paper, this is clearly very serious.

They will then come round and take one of those pics you see in local rags. Family all stood outside around a wheelie bin looking cross.

I think hanging is too good for bin men - castrate them all.

 

[400bhp]

bin there done that.

Another trashy thread.

 

[Kahuczek]

You couldn't make it up..... I was just leaving the house when I noticed something lying in the road, swipe me - it was a BROKEN FLIP FLOP!!! needless to say I threw it in the bin ...