Bono bike accident: 'I may never play guitar again'

[subaqua]

A biatch slap around the chops costs nothing too, but doesn't mean I want one . If I want it I'll ask for it or buy it. Already deleted it twice, but it re-loads each time.......and that is just plain wrong.

thats trhe bit i don't like either , the constant reloading . it got a zero star review from me like addison lee

 

[vernon]

My butler informs me that the boy can sing and can (could) strum a guitar - my butler is one mean guitarist and is quite worldly in this subject. Even co-wrote some stellar international quality tunes apparently......to not be able to play the 6 string anymore must be awful for him. But, in no way does that excuse him from pushing / forcing his music onto my butler's iPad. Tsk. The lower classes must try harder.

My butler informs me that your income only extends to hiring a domestic help who was spotted leaving Sainsburys with your shopping in Waitrose bags by @User14044's butler. Your cover is blown.

Tsk tsk. The aspiring classes must remember their place. They'll be pretending that they attend Glyndebourne next.

 

[Archie_tect]

He may be a very nice person if I ever meet him, but his carefully manicured media personality which he and his PR manager present to the world is not endearing me to like either him or what he does.... Even the way his accident was reported had his stamp on it. Hope he recovers and gets to do what he wants to do. I've been unaffected, for the most part so far, by his music and that will no doubt continue

 

[Archie_tect]

Competent butlers are invisible, anything less is ostentatious.

 

[Drago]

To be fair Bonio does his bit raising awareness about serious issues such as climate change. At great expense to himself he uses his private jet to get to concerts to preach to the crowds on the topic.

 

[nickyboy]

I love u2 like no band before or since.

Have you considered that this may colour your judgement regarding Bono's accident somewhat?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

For lots of people it isn't that Bonio is rich and therefore he's a nobber, it's simply that he's a nobber.

 

[Cyclist33]

Have you considered that this may colour your judgement regarding Bono's accident somewhat?

Yes of course I have, and it's irrelevant.

 

[Cyclist33]

For lots of people it isn't that Bonio is rich and therefore he's a nobber, it's simply that he's a nobber.

Those people hardly know the man, what the hell does "nobber" mean anyway, what have people got against him, and why are they so delighted that he's been injured?

Bunch of bloody ****s if you ask me.

 

[AndyRM]

Those people hardly know the man, what the hell does "nobber" mean anyway, what have people got against him, and why are they so delighted that he's been injured?

Bunch of bloody ****s if you ask me.

How well do you know him?

 

[Cyclist33]

How well do you know him?

It's irrelevant. I'm not claiming to.

 

[nickyboy]

Those people hardly know the man, what the hell does "nobber" mean anyway, what have people got against him, and why are they so delighted that he's been injured?

Bunch of bloody ****s if you ask me.

Cyclist33 and Bono, sitting in a tree......

 

[AndyRM]

It's irrelevant. I'm not claiming to.

Not directly I suppose.

Anyway it's pretty obvious why a lot of folk think Bono is a twat. Likewise James Blunt, but at least he's got a sense of humour about it.

 

[MrPie]

My butler informs me that your income only extends to hiring a domestic help who was spotted leaving Sainsburys with your shopping in Waitrose bags by @User14044's butler. Your cover is blown.

Tsk tsk. The aspiring classes must remember their place. They'll be pretending that they attend Glyndebourne next.

My butler's tax return is so large that it distorts space-time continuum. We currently reside in the empire annex called USA, so none of you second class Waitrose here. And anyway, last time my butler visited Waitrose the Bently got scratched by some terrible oik in a measly BMW.

 

[vernon]

My butler's tax return is so large that it distorts space-time continuum. We currently reside in the empire annex called USA

Everything's bigger in the USA including fantasies.

BTW my stableboy's other car is a Bently.