Broken seatpost!

[Drago]

I had the top inch shear on an old bullet style seat post a few years ago whist out riding a few years ago it was a hard ride home

You told us you were vacuuming naked when you fell down the stairs and landed on your bike in the hallway!

 

[Legs]

Ha! On closer inspection, I’ll concede that this isn’t salvageable! Bugger…