Can cycling help your sex life?

[Joshua Plumtree]

Give me two minutes, I'll go and check.......

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

........nope!

 

[stephec]

It's what you have before getting married and having kids.
At least I think that's what it is, dim distant memory

You speak for yourself.

 

[stephec]

Ah....my husband works permanent night shift....maybe that's why I don't know about this thing you speak of....

I thought you had a good imagination?

 

[PK99]

Yes.. if you get to use the village bike.....

 

[flyingfish]

Sex?
a distant memory..
Was it the 60s or the 70s..
It'll come back to me..
I'm a reborn cyclist in my very early 60s and it hasn't improved my sex life....
I'm still married

Try carp fishing mate, sure fire marriage wrecker

 

[gavroche]

I have two children so I must have had sex at least twice. and yes, I was cycling to work in those days ( 70's).

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Try carp fishing mate, sure fire marriage wrecker

I've carp, tench, pike, coarse, game, sea fished and still managed to help create three children in my spare time.....ta da!!!!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

It's what you have before getting married and having kids.
At least I think that's what it is, dim distant memory

Not a universal outcome by any means. Sorry.

 

[mustang1]

Dumb media at it again.

 

[snorri]

I thought a ride involved members of the opposite sex, until I discovered Smirnoff Specialized.

Is this just a Scottish thing? As youngsters we were often encouraged to get out for a run on our bikes, never a ride, that was an entirely different leisure activity. Even now I suffer a sharp intake of breath when I hear of fellow cyclists asking of each other if they had had a ride at the weekend.

 

[jefmcg]

Give me two minutes, I'll go and check.......

........nope!

that was 4 minutes. You're just showing off

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is this just a Scottish thing? As youngsters we were often encouraged to get out for a run on our bikes, never a ride, that was an entirely different leisure activity. Even now I suffer a sharp intake of breath when I hear of fellow cyclists asking of each other if they had had a ride at the weekend.

It's certainly not a London thing. You can go out for a run but you're far more likely to go for a ride. You need fnaar glasses on to make it sexual.

 

[tyred]

Not in my experience A sex life is one of those mythical things like a tailwind or an honest politician.

I did once write a poem comparing a bike to a woman for a joke with a friend but I don't think I can post it on a family forum!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Sex life???
Since I got into this cycling malarkey I don't have time for a life: there's bike riding, bike cleaning, bike maintenance, bike bits shopping, cycle training, cycle promoting, cycle chat ...