Can cycling help your sex life?

[classic33]

"Anybody who gets on their bike regularly will be aware of the huge health benefits of cycling, but did you know that the rise in blood oxygen levels brought about by taking part in such high aerobic activity produces feelings of intense wellbeing and increased sexual vitality? And according to some research, cycling has the power not only to make you more desirable to the opposite sex, but also to increase your level of sexual satisfaction, and even improve your lovemaking ability! Now, that in itself is surely enough of a reason to keep on riding your bike.

But hold on one moment. So what? I hear you say. I mean, is the world really that shallow that all we care about is our appearance and sex life? Surely there is more to life than just getting your leg over, or how dashing we may look (or not) when we have our ‘going out’ clobber on? After all, bonking the night away isn’t going to make you live longer, is it? Eating your greens and drinking Yakult is by far the better option, right?"


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[ayceejay]

It works for me

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Well, this guy takes sex and bicycles very seriously:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

 

[Gravity Aided]

And in Sweden, as well
http://www.inquisitr.com/812902/swedish-police-hunt-man-caught-having-sex-with-bicycle-video/
I tell ya, this thing is going around.

 

[S.Giles]

What I laughingly used to refer to as my 'sex-life' died and went to sex-life heaven some years ago. I doubt that even posing around on a Harley-Davidson could reincarnate it now. Pedalling up the road on a second-hand Halfords Carrera Kraken definitely won't. The look of simultaneous contempt/pity/indifference on the faces of Market Weighton's lady folk when confronted with this spectacle is a sight to be seen though, it has to be said.

Steve

 

[Drago]

I am most definitely not fending chicks off with a pointy stick.

 

[ScotiaLass]

What's a sex life?

 

[numbnuts]

What's a sex life?

Mine was over before it got started

 

[Brandane]

I thought a ride involved members of the opposite sex, until I discovered Smirnoff Specialized.
Now the only ride I get means getting all hot and sweaty, and can go on for hours .

 

[Brandane]

What's a sex life?

Sex is what the coalman carries his coal in, in the posher parts of Edinburgh.

 

[surfdude]

yes yes yes . sorry got a bit excited then

 

[subaqua]

Sex is what the coalman carries his coal in, in the posher parts of Edinburgh.

and connery carried it in Shex

 

[subaqua]

What's a sex life?

there are sooooooo many answers to that.

i don't get as knackered now , which mrs Sub has commented on in a positive way. would say i get any more than I did though

 

[ufkacbln]

Just for equality:

Why bicycles are better than men

1. Bicycles are always game to pose for a selfie any place, any time.

2. Bicycles are available for you 24/7—no need to call or schedule in advance.

3. Bicycles won't get you pregnant.

4. Bicycles are incapable of telling you “no.”

5. Bicycles never make you feel fat. In fact, the more time you spend together, the fitter you get.

6. Bicycles love it when you're needy.

7. Bicycles live for fast girls.

8. Bicycles don't care if you've ridden bigger bikes.

9. Bicycles enjoy spending time with your friends.

10. Bicycles prefer that you ride on top.

11. Bicycles are always up to go away for the weekend.

12. Bicycles don't have crazy ex-bike baggage that will weigh you down.

13. Bicycles will never ask, "How many bikes have you ridden before me?"

14. Bicycles may be high-maintenance, but they always make you look good.

15. Bicycles are open to change. They're also happy staying the exact same.

16. Bicycles only care about the present. Forget yesterday and don't worry about tomorrow.

17. Bicycles aren't afraid of a lifelong commitment.

18. Bicycles appreciate a good lube job.

19. Bicycles welcome spare tires.

20. Bicycles will always go at your pace.

21. Bicycles arrive at the same time as you every single time.

22. Bicycles that go flat are easy to pump up again.

23. Bicycles don't mind visiting your parents.

24. Bicycles help calm you down when you're stressed.

25. Bicycles don't hold a grudge when you're being a total bitch.

26. Bicycles don't care if you ogle at other bicycles in their presence.

27. Bicycles couldn't care less if you wear the same outfit every time you go out.

38. Bicycles won't get mad if you choose not to ride because you have a headache.

29. Bicycles love that you're going places and are happy to go with you.

30. Bicycles love you just the way you are—no added bells or whistles needed.

Why Bicycles are better than Women:

1. Bicycles don’t get pregnant.

2. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

3. Bicycles don’t have parents.

4. Bicycles don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

5. You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

6. Bicycles don’t care how many other Bicycles you’ve ridden.

7. When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

8. Bicycles don’t care how many other Bicycles you have.

9. Bicycles don’t care if you look at other Bicycles.

10. Bicycles don’t care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

11. You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle” unless you go out to buy one yourself.

12. If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

13. If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

14. If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics with it.

15. You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.

16. If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don’t have to apologize before you ride it again.

17. You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

18. You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won’t get frustrated. Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.

19. Bicycles don’t get headaches.

20. Bicycles don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

21. Bicycles don’t care if you’re late.

22. You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

23. If your Bicycle doesn’t look good you can paint it or get better parts.

24. You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

25. The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

26. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

 

[ColinJ]

"Sex life? Don't talk to me about sex life!"

Marvin, the randy android.