Can I shoot seagulls?

[gavroche]

I washed my car yesterday, as I do most weekends. Got up this morning and the whole car was splattered with seagull s**t! I think a whole squadron of them must have been target practising last night.
I really hate the bl**dy things! And to think that some people actually feed them . Now, where is my gun?

 

[Archie_tect]

Put washing up liquid in the bread... it'll give them the squits but at least it'll wash off easily.

 

[GM]

^
or this.....

 

[swee'pea99]

You have to salute their sense of humour. They only do it to tease, you know. Stop washing your car and they'll find someone else to enrage.

 

[Archie_tect]

...Stop washing your car and they'll find someone else to enrage.

They don't... my car is now white.

 

[andabby]

Best sticking asprin or alka- seltzer in the bread, makes a mess when they explode, allegedly, but it's a 1 time mess at least

 

[Accy cyclist]

A boss at one of my former jobs used to pee people off in a big way. One day someone covered his Fiat sports car in bread. The seagulls certainly left their calling card!

 

[benb]

I washed my car yesterday, as I do most weekends

Most weekends? WTF is wrong with you?

 

[fossyant]

I washed my car yesterday, as I do most weekends. Got up this morning and the whole car was splattered with seagull s**t! I think a whole squadron of them must have been target practising last night.
I really hate the bl**dy things! And to think that some people actually feed them . Now, where is my gun?

It's probably the same bird that got my car a couple of weeks ago in Prestatyn. Massive dollops over the bonnet

 

[snorri]

I really hate the bl**dy things! And to think that some people actually feed them . Now, where is my gun?

....so when you find your gun, I hope it's those feeding the seagulls you will be going for and the people suggesting all sorts of cruelty to birds.

 

[tyred]

Definitely shoot them. One tried to take my fish and chips on Portstewart strand 19th August 1989 and I have never forgiven them

 

[snorri]

Definitely shoot them. One tried to take my fish and chips on Portstewart strand 19th August 1989 and I have never forgiven them

Be fair now, would you choose to dook into the sea for a raw fish when a kindly tourist was holding out an already cooked fish in an outstretched hand?

 

[User33236]

Can you shoot them?

Dunno. Depends how good an aim you are!

 

[Levo-Lon]

I think its ilegal as there not classed as vermin like pigeons. But I may be wrong..


tho i disagree with all shooting of birds..pigeons are a pain

 

[ArDee]

Definitely shoot them. One tried to take my fish and chips on Portstewart strand 19th August 1989 and I have never forgiven them

1 did take off with my Battered Sausage and Chips in Penzance Cornwall in August 2001; I was also anointed by them in Folkestone September 2003, so please try some target practice to improve your aim.