Can you remember how this joke went??

[roadrash]

i believe theres a chap who works at walkers named .... chris packet

 

[vernon]

My recently retired colleague Jenny Taylor aka Genitalia.

I kid you not.

 

[vernon]

Diverting a little

does anyone know the joke that goes with the punchline:

'No. Have you seen what it's done to my clam digger?'

 

[Hover Fly]

a kid is washed up on a desert island, he lives for twenty years on nothing but shellfish and wild berries. then one morning a young woman is washed up on the beach. she asks him how he survived and he tells her, then she asks if he has ever made love "what that?" he asks so she shows him then asks what did you think of that, "Good" he answers "but have you seen what you've done to my clam digger?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I mate of mine involuntarily let out a very audible snort/snigger in a team meeting once when their new area manager introduced himself as Mike Hunt.

The old Bond movies had a few good names... Pussy Galore, Dr Goodhead, etc...

Or the Austin Powers character, Carlotta Fagina

 

[Beebo]

Cupid Stunt is my favourite.

I'm still not sure how Kenney Everett go away with that, but I'm sure it was all done in the Best Possible Taste!

 

[PaulB]

Hefty Mary who's got an aviary?

She's got the biggest parakeets I've ever seen.

Aye, she's had a cockatoo in here.

 

[Over The Hill]

Cupid Stunt is my favourite.

I'm still not sure how Kenney Everett go away with that, but I'm sure it was all done in the Best Possible Taste!

I think I saw on an interview with Barry Cryer that they got away with it as no one at the BBC picked up the joke.


Thanks all for your input.

 

[subaqua]

Euan Kerr (actual name of a kid I taught - some parents should be ...................)

i used to work with a civils foreman called Wayne Kerr, and at a recent team meeting a new team member michael hunt was introduced and his first words were "yes I am "

 

[subaqua]

My recently retired colleague Jenny Taylor aka Genitalia.

I kid you not.

one of my wifes school friends was called Jocelyn Cox.