Cycling home from work last week on one of the dedicated cycle paths provided by our nice council in our fair city when a lass in a car suddenly tried to cut me off when she decided to turn left immediately in front of me. When she realised that I wasn't going to give way to her on MY cycle path, she was forced to stop. I yelled 'Tosspot, cyclepath - !' and carried on whilst she looked at me rather meekly - !