Cats mess

[DRM]

I'm not a gambling man...but think it would be odds-on that anything, myself included, would crap on the spot bumping into a snow leopard!

I would get one as a kitten and train it.

 

[growingvegetables]

Cucumbers.





Maybe? (not suitable for cat-lovers)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQW4xn0ZNYI


And many, many more!

(I haven't tried it, and cannot be held responsible for any failure of said device!)

 

[Saluki]

On the neighbour or a cat?

Well, the neighbour did move to a bungalow a couple of months before we moved out.
I was certainly finding less cat poo in my flower beds after using the pellets.

 

[slowmotion]

Either you're a cat lover or you aren't. If you are the former, they can do no wrong and it seems perfectly reasonable and delightful for your pet to sh1t wherever it wants. I'm the latter. I think that they are the most disgusting, fickle unpleasant creatures that stalk this Earth, slaughtering small birds for sheer fun as they creep about.
What you do is get down to a toy shop and get something like this....an industrial water pistol with a range of at least 10 metres on a faintly level trajectory. Don't just fill it up with water, stick in a 10% washing-up liquid solution. Ever tasted that stuff? Cats like licking themselves. In case you think that's cruel, why not train moggy not to cr#p in my garden?

 

[ufkacbln]

Drones or RC cars are fun

Harass them every time they enter, or wait until they are about to drop and buzz them

Worked wonders in the old house

 

[shouldbeinbed]

We put a sign up saying "No Cats" well my thinking behind this is, cats are clever enough to get total control over their servants (owners) so they must be clever enough to read.

. No doubt as effective as 20mph signs.

 

[slowmotion]

Drones or RC cars are fun

Harass them every time they enter, or wait until they are about to drop and buzz them

Worked wonders in the old house

With a Hellfire missile? Sounds good to me.

 

[slowmotion]

I guess this is just another everyday problem for the "keepers" of these gross animals.....
http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/forum/292415-33-urine-damaged-video-card-motherboard

Actually, why do cat owners have to supply cat litter if their pets seem so doubly incontinent in their neighbours' gardens? They seem to crap all over the place at home as well from what I've heard.

 

[User32269]

Drones or RC cars are fun

Harass them every time they enter, or wait until they are about to drop and buzz them

Worked wonders in the old house

I'm trying to work out how best to explain to SWMBO why we need a drone to protect our garden... gonna be a hard sell...

 

[mick1836]

Cat needs better training

 

[AndyRM]

Cucumbers.





Maybe? (not suitable for cat-lovers)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQW4xn0ZNYI


And many, many more!

(I haven't tried it, and cannot be held responsible for any failure of said device!)

The cucumber thing doesn't work.

Well, not on my cats anyway. Max just looked at it with disdain, Tango batted it about a bit before taking a bite out of the end which she then spat out on the hall floor.

Apparently the reaction is because they think it's a snake, so maybe it just works on cats who live in barbarian lands stuffed with snakes and other horrors?

 

[Milkfloat]

I got some pellet things, from the garden centre, when I lived in Wymondham with the neighbour from hell downstairs. The pellets seemed to do the trick for us.

 

[perplexed]

Both neighbours have cats.

I have a cheap trowel.

Their cats indiscriminately crap in my garden.

It seems entirely reasonable to me to indiscriminately repatriate, with my trusty trowel and a quick flick of the wrist (it's all in the wrist action) any cat s**t which appears in my garden. I don't really care which of the cats did it, anymore than they care which garden their animals crap in.

 

[KEEF]

Feed the cats Coffe save the shoot wash it sell as that posh coffee
put a bad word in for shoot!

 

[hopless500]

Cucumbers.





Maybe? (not suitable for cat-lovers)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQW4xn0ZNYI


And many, many more!

(I haven't tried it, and cannot be held responsible for any failure of said device!)

I think it's cos they seem roughly snake-like to a cat. I've seen cats in Greece do similar with a piece of rope. They prod it a bit and leap away just in case it bites back.