Caught driving whilst eating a bowl of cereal

[buggi]

Out of interest what are the legalities of eating a banana whilst riding on the road? If caught would a fine be handed out etc?

there's only one rule... Always take the banana to the mouth... Never the mouth to the banana

 

[crazyjoe101]

That could end in a nasty spill.

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Anyone?

 

[Gravity Aided]

As a reader and a person of these great United States of America, I must protest this irrational and unfair persecution of wholesome cereal grains. Except for the whole eating cereal while driving bit. Would not want these fine upstanding products to cause a mishap in the essential delivery of their vitamin enriched goodness to the just and unjust alike. Eat safely out there, folks.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

As a reader and a person of these great United States of America, I must protest this irrational and unfair persecution of wholesome cereal grains. Except for the whole eating cereal while driving bit. Would not want these fine upstanding products to cause a mishap in the essential delivery of their vitamin enriched goodness to the just and unjust alike. Eat safely out there, folks.

Despite all the corn that has gone before, it's good to see you're still prepared to pick your way through the moral maize. Inevitably, though, the subject was always going to provoke rye comments.

 

[Aperitif]

Despite all the corn that has gone before, it's good to see you're still prepared to pick your way through the moral maize. Inevitably, though, the subject was always going to provoke rye comments.

You had a bad night, Chris?
Cereal killers have a lot on their minds while they do their porridge, and when you start stirring, it often leads to a salt.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You had a bad night, Chris?
Cereal killers have a lot on their minds while they do their porridge, and when you start stirring, it often leads to a salt.

Morning Martin, I was just thinking that this was thread was tailor-made for you.
Me, I'm even considering an early morning ride.

 

[Aperitif]

Morning Martin, I was just thinking that this was thread was tailor-made for you.
Me, I'm even considering an early morning ride.

Me too. "Bicycles are twicicles as nicicles."
All good, but the relevant bit is at 5:10 -

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSxe1xG9GHg

But don't worry - my bicycle's all righticle....

 

[n3rdy]

there's only one rule... Always take the banana to the mouth... Never the mouth to the banana

.. and never whilst looking another person directly in the eye :-)

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Driver now charged...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-25087651


GC

 

[Gravity Aided]

Well done. A balanced breakfast is good, anywhere but behind the wheel.