Classic youtube replies

[Crankarm]

Posted on a video of a left hook and a passenger does a self-gratification artist sign.

"Are you still living with your mum?"

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I thought one exceedingly eloquent user (Graeme380) had an interesting point on one of my vids... not really sure what it was though (apologies for the swearing, no doubt the Forum software will kick in and edit it):

"Get a ****ing life you sad little person in the name of all thats ****in holy my god your an amazing twat who cares about you on your stupid bike its a huge ****ing lorry the guy was maybe lost or got confused it does happen not everyone cycles down the same boring ****ing road to work as you every day"

Also had one from Stylekicks:

"you are on a bicycle - go on the pavement ! If i had a penny for everytime I have had to slow down because some fool on a bike thinks he can go as fast as a car , i would be a rich man. Stop moaning and buy a car."

to which I replied:

"I bet if you had 1/10 of a penny for every time someone thought you
were an imbecile you'd be a billionaire. Best stay at home and do some
drawing of big fast cars, give everyone else on the roads a chance to survive."

God knows how these people are allowed out alone, much less to be able to drive a vehicle!

 

[downfader]

I shouldn't really post this 'cus its not PC, but here goes.

A yoof in a tarted up Ford Escort van pulls up infront of me on the Tyburn Road going into Brum. His mate jumps out and legs it across the road in a hurry.

I ride round him and give him a funny look.

He pulls away and drives slowly on my left so I can't pull back over.

At the red lights at Gravelly Industrial estate, he looks at me with his window down with a smirk on his face.

I lean over and say in a quiet tone "A hetrosexual wouldn't have done that."

Was that because he came up your inside

 

[Jaguar]

This is why I don't allow comments on my videos .... (I'd spend all day correcting the spelling & grammar)

 

[gaz]

you are a tiny little piece of shoot...
What the hell are you thinking?
you hates everybody who passes you...
you can overtake anybody from any side doesn't matter????
We car and bike owners are paying a lot of money because using that the road.
you don't pay a pence so f**k off.
The road is for cars , bikes , etc but not for a slowmoving shoot.
I'm not suprised the drivers in your video's because you just hold back the traffic.
If we'll meet somewhere that will be you last video...
Stay home.

 

[downfader]

shut it ya wee pr*ck, obviously all you imbreed c**ts dont get a say in the mater when yer dah sh*gs yer sister. Offer me a square go, location

Was a reply from http://www.youtube.c...er/kilted06yass on THIS VID which aint even one of mine....

yup that's what I mean. If a cyclist bolts in front of me I don't brake at all. I'd rather hit the b*stard, one less peanut on the road.

That one was from http://www.youtube.c.../BillieBobSmith on THIS VID ..again not my vid.

Heres one from mine:

another cyclist with an anger problem riding too fast for the conditions

( http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2Ilk6PhD9qU )

I usually delete the stupid stuff, but that lot was stored in the youtube messages folder so I could paste it here

 

[jimboalee]

Posted on a video of a left hook and a passenger does a self-gratification artist sign.

Incidentally.

In a short text reply message to a friend who's having a piss take, this is abbreviated to " 5ks " or 'five knuckle shuffle'.

 

[jimboalee]

Was that because he came up your inside

Two yoofs in a blue Merc this afternoon. Overtook me at speed on the nearside through a series of vacant parking spaces. Shocked the life out of me.
Didn't get chance to say anything because they were in the distance before I could say 'knife'.

 

[HLaB]

As of yet, I don't think I've had any stupid replies to my videos on you tube; I guess they're too boring. Or maybe folk just know if I got any stupid reply I wouldn't bother replying to it.

 

[Bollo]

As of yet, I don't think I've had any stupid replies to my videos on you tube; I guess they're too boring. Or maybe folk just know if I got any stupid reply I wouldn't bother replying to it.

It's double-edged. On the one hand it's like shooting idiots in a barrel. On the other, the tidal wave of stupidity leaves you wishing for a global apocalypse (watched from space by me and the lady from the Sky advert - the one that says "you sort it out").

 

[Crankarm]

My concern posting footage on Youtube would be that it could invite retaliatory action. The probability of meeting the same moton(s) again in a big smoke is probably quite slim, however in a rural area, there might be a strong likelihood of the knuckle dragger moton or similarly deranged nutcases identifying your route and recognising you. It is dangerous enough encountering them once, but a second time .............. So I would just use it soley for evidential purposes should there be a need or my own consumption.

 

[DrSquirrel]

What I find funny is when we are accused of having no life because we go around filming traffic all day

tht van was nowhere near u! u obviously zoomed in with ur camera, and as 4 avin a life it must b pretty borin because u go round filming traffic all day"

what i would like to know is, do you have a life ?

Offender of one clip shows their eloquence...

am u a clown ?

My concern posting footage on Youtube would be that it could invite retaliatory action. The probability of meeting the same moton(s) again in a big smoke is probably quite slim, however in a rural area, there might be a strong likelihood of the knuckle dragger moton or similarly deranged nutcases identifying your route and recognising you. It is dangerous enough encountering them once, but a second time .............. So I would just use it soley for evidential purposes should there be a need or my own consumption.

Would they intentionally intimidate you: yes.
Would they intentionally run you over: no.


Most videos come from towns and cities anyway...

 

[ufkacbln]

I had a driver pull in beside me at a traffic light (we weren't even moving!) and use the self-gratification artist sign.

So sent the video to the Company and complained about inappropriate sexual behavior by their driver. Also asked for a copy of their Equality and Diversity policy as I was an equal rights campaigner for Gay rights and wished to make a formal complaint about sexual harrassment.

Got a wonderful grovelling reply!

 

[Jaguar]

My concern posting footage on Youtube would be that it could invite retaliatory action.

I started posting vids as stress-relief: rather than regale Mr Jaguar with my sorry tales, I just put them on youtube. He sees the worst ones, and he's in some of them.
It's also been useful to show to drivers that we know, who don't realise what cyclists have to put up with every day. I haven't had any retaliation; my ID is hidden, my camera is discreet.

The latest one seems to have had an effect: I sent it to the local plods, and the school traffic is much reduced this week

 

[downfader]

My concern posting footage on Youtube would be that it could invite retaliatory action. The probability of meeting the same moton(s) again in a big smoke is probably quite slim, however in a rural area, there might be a strong likelihood of the knuckle dragger moton or similarly deranged nutcases identifying your route and recognising you. It is dangerous enough encountering them once, but a second time .............. So I would just use it soley for evidential purposes should there be a need or my own consumption.

Think about it logically Crankers. Theres a checklist that has to be done before they can run you over:

-is the rider on the same bike
-same place
-same time
-same clothes

Add in that inner city riding you're just a face in the crowd (esp in places like Cambridge) and as DrS says most people couldnt live with the guilt if they did actually hit you (even if they're f***ing moronic). It probably isnt going to happen.