Cockney Rhyming Slang (use and abuse)

[Paulus]

Barnet Fair comes in many styles. Most better than that syrup.

 

[TheDoctor]

The first time I was complimented on 'my new whistle', I didn't have a scooby what they meant.

 

[Cubist]

Even the programme makers are at it. As rhyming slang for the presenter, Tim Wannacot's lunchtime auction programme should simply be "Bargain".

 

[benb]

Alright everyone, keep your Alans on.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cor Ben, you're older than you look.... unlike Vern.

 

[Fnaar]

Alright everyone, keep your Alans on.

But nothing rhymes with Titchmarsh.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

But nothing rhymes with Titchmarsh.

Berkshire?

 

[benb]

Cor Ben, you're older than you look.... unlike Vern.

I'm 36. How old do I look?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'm 36. How old do I look?

You look like an old raspberry.

 

[benb]

You look like an old raspberry.

Haha, thanks, you utter Jeremy.

 

[Theseus]

Lor' luv a duck! for those ov you, like me, 'avin' trouble followin' dis fread, may I suggest dis site. Know what I mean?

<don't blame me to the above text, it was what the translator produced for me>

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Haha, thanks, you utter Jeremy.

Gonna smash you in the boat for that.

 

[slowmotion]

Haha, thanks, you utter Jeremy.

aka Sir Anthony

 

[Durian]

Gonna smash you in the boat for that.

Knock his 'ampsteads out.

 

[dellzeqq]

aka Sir Anthony

Peter Cook came up with that one!