Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[Threevok]

A man who milks a cow from behind, will always get a pat on the back

 

[Drago]

One for sorry, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a paternity suite.

 

[Gwylan]

A consultant is someone who tells you something you already know in a language you do not understand for a fee that you cannot afford. Whilst introducing you to colleague who can help you.

 

[Chris S]

Age is just a number. Try telling that to Phillip Schofield.

 

[EltonFrog]

My Mother..."All my life I give you nothing and still you ask for more"

 

[Threevok]

Dyscalculia - The two things that embarrass me most

 

[Jameshow]

The grass is greener on the other side until you find it's astro turf!

 

[Jameshow]

My Mother..."All my life I give you nothing and still you ask for more"

My mother don't say "I never did anything for you!!!"

 

[Drago]

All that glitters is not Gary.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Your ice cream is melting whilst you're looking at someone else's sprinkles

 

[Gwylan]

I teach you all I know and still you know nothing!

A boss who was pi$$ed with me and was giving me what he intended to be a pretty robust public rollicking.
Imagine that happening today?

He was justified. I had made a mistake. But it did need to be public.

 

[Drago]

Better the Devil you know. Unless it's the real Devil, in which case probably not.

 

[Dave7]

I will be 2 shakes of a dooda's whatsit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Spot the Braincell'.

Said by a tutor of mine years ago at anything stupid.

 

[Drago]

Who put 20p in the d***head?