Cycle shorts and.......erm......bits 'n pieces.

[MikeG]

I'm crying with laughter reading this thread!

Yebbut........what are you doing even looking Bryony? You know you shouldn't be looking, yet you can't help yourself, can you?

 

[Peteaud]

...what are you doing even looking You know you shouldn't be looking, yet you can't help yourself, can you?

I thought that was the problem in the 1st place.

After much research, i have found the perfect answer.

Comfy, hides the plums and bratworst and even adds protection from falling off.

 

[welsh dragon]

I thought that was the problem in the 1st place.

After much research, i have found the perfect answer.

Comfy, hides the plums and bratworst and even adds protection from falling off.

 

[gavroche]

You could always have a sex change, that would solve your problem.

 

[welsh dragon]

If you wear that get up above, you wouldn't need a sex change. Your bits would soon disappear

 

[Peteaud]

If you wear that get up above, you wouldn't need a sex change. Your bits would soon disappear

But then there would be camel questions

 

[welsh dragon]

But then there would be camel questions

No. No. No. Do, not go there under any circumstances. EVER.

 

[vickster]

Not an issue with padded shorts

 

[Peteaud]

No. No. No. Do, not go there under any circumstances. EVER.

I won,t.

,

 

[welsh dragon]

I won,t.

,

You're a bad bad man, but you already know that.

 

[fimm]

I'm sure the OP's bits are not nearly as obvious as he fears they are...
I am always slightly puzzled by this kind of reaction. 48% of the population have a penis and testicles. And? Why is this so embarassing?

 

[MikeG]

Penis, testicles, and what?

Prostate, unfortunately.

Crap design, the prostate.......not that the design of any of the rest of the kit is wonderful, but the prostate is just rubbish.

 

[MikeG]

Did you know............

........than an elephant's testicles are somewhere near its kidneys? About 5 feet away from its penis. Now, in cycling terms, having inboard testicles wouldn't be such a bad idea.

 

[Peteaud]

Penis, testicles, and what?

Mince and breadcrumbs.











Sorry i thought you wanted to know whats in a Asda Sausage

 

[Peteaud]

Did you know............

........than an elephant's testicles are somewhere near its kidneys? About 5 feet away from its penis. .

And if Mrs aud finds out how much my bike really cost, so will mine