"Cyclists do thirty mph, poo on village green"

[glenn forger]

New Forest Authority claims cyclists poo on village greens.

National Park Authority member Maureen Holding, the Conservative member for Brockenhurst and Forest South East on New Forest District Council, said: “I was driving through Brockenhurst at 30mph and was overtaken by cyclists.

http://road.cc/content/news/101486-new-forest-authority-claims-cyclists-poo-village-greens

What the..

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Ah Councillors...I poo on you.

 

[XRHYSX]

I liked the comment :-
I did the offroad London to Brighton this september and found that having a colossal dump on every village green on the route really helped my power to weight ratio on the last big hill near Brighton.

I punched the vicar and violated a few farm animals too, just to uphold our reputation.

 

[mcshroom]

I would suggest that the member is talking out of an alternative orifice

 

[avalon]

Sorry, that was me. I just couldn't keep it in any longer.

 

[albion]

Maybe their horses get constipated at the sight of it.


Now that would be a good thing.

 

[the_mikey]

http://road.cc/content/news/101486-new-forest-authority-claims-cyclists-poo-village-greens

What the..

So do horses...

 

[midliferider]

The picture which accompanied the article shows the cyclist having a conversation with the Councillor

 

[Lanzecki]

The horse is the wrong way around.

 

[Herbie]

The picture which accompanied the article shows the cyclist having a conversation with the Councillor

that's a terrible slur on that lovely beastie

 

[e-rider]

I wouldn't expect much else from the residents of the New Forest. I guess when they paid the £1m price tag for their 3-bed house, they didn't expect it to come with cyclists. Why are most people with stacks of cash complete losers?

 

[Hip Priest]

I poo in my hat and hand it to my domestique.

 

[Gravity Aided]

The picture which accompanied the article shows the cyclist having a conversation with the Councillor

As my Grandfather used to say in these situations, too many Horses arses, not enough horses.

 

[perplexed]

I poo in my hat and hand it to my domestique.

Or even better, poo in your domestiques hat...

 

[inkd]

So what about us New Forest residents that have to put up with the annual round up? where horses and the like race across the road whilst us motorists have to be inconvenienced whilst they ponce about shouting? cycling, driving and tredding in horse poo? or is it cause im a "gridder" my opinions dont count? (gridder being the local term for anyone living outside of the cattle grids). Bloody nimbys.