Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Over the last couple of days, ,y colleagues who know that I adore cycling, have decided that I am ‘the orcle’ and have asked random questions in light of the well publicised crashes.
Q. Why do they have to go so fast?
A. They are racing
Q. Why do they ride all across the road?
A. They are racing
Q. Why do they speed up at the end?
A. They are racing
Q. Why don’t they fence off ‘the track’.
A. 130 miles? Really
Q. Why do they have to take up all the space so the ‘traffic’ gets held up?
A. Explained about team cars, mechanics, medics etc
Q. Why. When they fall off and get battered up, do they get back on their bikes and carry on?
A. Because they are as hard as nails.
Q. Is that Welsh bloke really riding a bike with a dislocated shoulder?
A. No. They put it back in before he got up, back on his bike and on with the race (see previous answer)
Q. What is a Cavendish?
A. A legend. A bloody legend.
Q. Why isn’t that Boardman chap racing/Where is Brad Wiggins?
A. They got old and retired.
Q. Why didn’t they go round placard woman? Lots of questions about her.
A. She got in the way and they had nowhere to go. Calling them a bunch of snowflakes is not making you friends here Mr Senior QS
It cannot just be me with the dumb questions from the football fans and from people who didn’t realise that the Tour is not a ‘new event on the telly’. I said that they don’t fence off rally racing, that bits are fenced off. Gave up explaining about the points system as I don’t have a degree in Kafkaesque Higher Maths (I.e. I don’t really understand it totally myself).
Has anyone else had some wonderful questions from the uninitiated? I need to be armed with the answers for the next couple of weeks.
Q. Why do they have to go so fast?
A. They are racing
Q. Why do they ride all across the road?
A. They are racing
Q. Why do they speed up at the end?
A. They are racing
Q. Why don’t they fence off ‘the track’.
A. 130 miles? Really
Q. Why do they have to take up all the space so the ‘traffic’ gets held up?
A. Explained about team cars, mechanics, medics etc
Q. Why. When they fall off and get battered up, do they get back on their bikes and carry on?
A. Because they are as hard as nails.
Q. Is that Welsh bloke really riding a bike with a dislocated shoulder?
A. No. They put it back in before he got up, back on his bike and on with the race (see previous answer)
Q. What is a Cavendish?
A. A legend. A bloody legend.
Q. Why isn’t that Boardman chap racing/Where is Brad Wiggins?
A. They got old and retired.
Q. Why didn’t they go round placard woman? Lots of questions about her.
A. She got in the way and they had nowhere to go. Calling them a bunch of snowflakes is not making you friends here Mr Senior QS
It cannot just be me with the dumb questions from the football fans and from people who didn’t realise that the Tour is not a ‘new event on the telly’. I said that they don’t fence off rally racing, that bits are fenced off. Gave up explaining about the points system as I don’t have a degree in Kafkaesque Higher Maths (I.e. I don’t really understand it totally myself).
Has anyone else had some wonderful questions from the uninitiated? I need to be armed with the answers for the next couple of weeks.