Damn,another left on by mistake electrical appliance

[stephec]

Oh dear Accy you do get in to some scrapes.You should read the users instructions more Caerphilly .

Four pages before the first pun, standards are slipping, although I suppose it might brie expected.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I would be cheesed off after two hours

 

[Accy cyclist]

A smart meter is an electronic device that records consumption of electric energy in intervals of an hour or less and communicates that information at least daily back to the utility for monitoring and billing

That sounds like something they'd install for "bad paying" customers. They're watching our every move i tell you!

 

[Lonestar]

Certainly, it is not the toaster we care about, it is Accy.

Well we care about the sandwich toaster and Accy.

 

[Spinney]

That sounds like something they'd install for "bad paying" customers. They're watching our every move i tell you!
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They don't need to watch you Accy, just read your posts on CC!

 

[Drago]

Just think of the slave children having to shovel extra coal to power Accy's sandwich toaster.

 

[SteveF]

Probably not as much energy as this but would keep a few occupied

 

[classic33]

They don't need to watch you Accy, just read your posts on CC!

How's a smart meter going to read his posts?

 

[Lonestar]

How's a smart meter going to read his posts?

Because it's smart?

 

[craigwend]

Accy posts just get Feta and Feta ...

 

[Lonestar]

Accy posts just get Feta and Feta ...

Good god im so dim I had to look that up.

 

[Sixmile]

Was it one of the sandwich toasters that require a little butter on the outside of the bread and then crimps the sandwich into luxurious triangle shapes, occasionally dripping a little grease down the back of the electrics or one of these flat plate ones where the cheese just goes everywhere as each slice never meets the other at any point?

 

[jayonabike]

I can’t be arsed to read 5 pages about a sandwich toaster. There’s some bloke outside painting a wall, think I’ll watch that dry instead.

 

[Andrew_P]

I am off to Argos for a sandwich toaster been resisting it ever since this post cropped up, can't wait cheese, onion with some ketchup. Genuinely been salivating over this for 24 hours its bound to disappoint bit like buying your own chips having nicked someone else's never tastes the same.

 

[Mugshot]

I used to have an anterior open bite, which is basically when your front teeth don't meet. Because of this I was unable to bite through things with my incisors, instead I clamped things. Let me assure you that there is no pain, none what so ever, that can compare with a red hot slice of tomato, dragged from between hotter than the sun cheese in a toasted sandwich, flopping down on your bottom lip as you remove the sandwich from your mouth because you've clamped not cut