Different sized feet - "shoe share"?

[Pro Tour Punditry]

My left foot is size 11 and my right is size 9 and a half.

It's a bugger having to buy 2 pairs of shoes or get them specially made - anyone else similarly afflicted but the other way round want to share shoes?

 

[AndyRM]

Just chop the tips of your toes off on the left hand side. Sorted.

 

[Crackle]

On the same basis, if anyone has got half a pair of medium and large undies, he'd be interested in that too.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Have you spent your life hopping on your right foot so much it's worn down that far?

 

[Adam4868]

Just put a thicker sock on the smaller foot !

 

[AndyRM]

Just put a thicker sock on the smaller foot !

Bit sensible.

 

[MossCommuter]

is shoeswap.com no good?

 

[Markymark]

Does anybody want to swap the yellow part of battenberg cakes for the pink as I'm not much of a fan?

 

[Dave7]

If your winding us up then I suggest simply purchasing one pair of each size (preferably similar colours). Wear eg the 2 that fit until they have worn out. Then switch the other 2 by wearing the left one one your right foot and vice versa.......I am sure you will quickly get used to it.
If however you are serious I offer sympathy but have no real ideas/solutions that wont cost serious money.
Have you tried googling it? May be a long shot but there may be a group /forum for this problem.

 

[Markymark]

I have some coconut and fudge Quality Street which I would swap for green triangles.

.....doesn't everybody though? However, I do prefer the ratio of chocolate to filling at the points of the triangle so I would consider swapping the points with the centre if that's doable?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My left foot is size 11 and my right is size 9 and a half.

It's a bugger having to buy 2 pairs of shoes or get them specially made - anyone else similarly afflicted but the other way round want to share shoes?

Order 2 pairs online and return the widow and widower shoes with a note in to say that you're returning them because they don't fit.

 

[AndyRM]

is shoeswap.com no good?

I badly wanted that to be an actual site.

 

[MossCommuter]

I badly wanted that to be an actual site.

It is!

http://shoewap.com/

 

[AndyRM]

It is!

http://shoewap.com/

Brilliant.

This was the original link of disappointment: shoeswap.com - which is I suspect what they wanted.

 

[MossCommuter]

Brilliant.

This was the original link of disappointment: shoeswap.com - which is I suspect what they wanted.

Ah, my bad