Do you feel your home could be haunted?

[Accy cyclist]

Here:

Not really a "jab". More a request for an explanation,i'd say.

 

[mustang1]

My wife caught me in bed with another woman but I told her I can't see anyone and maybe she is seeing ghosts. She said

"See I told you I could see ghosts!"

I got lucky with that one.

 

[TheDoctor]

I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was a hedgehog, and I see no reason to believe in it now

Post of the year. Right here, right now.

Can I steal that for a sig line? I think it's superb!

 

[MiK1138]

I work with a guy that claims to be psychic, nothing he has told me so far has convinced me it's not bunkum.

He apparently has 100& success rate in his 'readings', can heal you through Reiki, and tell your fortune through Tarot.

All for the meagre sum of £60 per hour

 

[Tim Hall]

The top's just popped off my olive oil bottle. Please explain that you sceptics!

You can't think we believe that, surely? Olive oil in Accrington? You made that up.

 

[Accy cyclist]

You can't think we believe that, surely? Olive oil in Accrington? You made that up.

Shush keep it quiet! I tell folk i'm a lard and chip oil user,so they don't brand me a snob.

 

[stephec]

I work with a guy that claims to be psychic, nothing he has told me so far has convinced me it's not bunkum.

He apparently has 100& success rate in his 'readings', can heal you through Reiki, and tell your fortune through Tarot.

Is it this bloke?

 

[roadrash]

Shush keep it quiet! I tell folk i'm a lard and chip oil user,so they don't brand me a snob.

what.???????....no beef dripping

 

[Drago]

What's that chump? Derek Acora? Put on a scouse accent, moan "wooooaaaaaa" a lot with your eyes closed, and mumble something about Aunt Agatha talking from the other side, and some fool will believe it enough to give you money.

 

[Accy cyclist]

what.???????....no beef dripping

Perish the thought i'm a strict vegetarian"!

 

[lutonloony]

Post of the year. Right here, right now.

Can I steal that for a sig line? I think it's superb!

It's yours

 

[lutonloony]

What's that chump? Derek Acora? Put on a scouse accent, moan "wooooaaaaaa" a lot with your eyes closed, and mumble something about Aunt Agatha talking from the other side, and some fool will believe it enough to give you money.

Sounds like a plan

 

[Drago]

Perish the thought i'm a strict vegetarian"!

I'm an easy going omnivore.

 

[smutchin]

What's that chump? Derek Acora? Put on a scouse accent...

Be fair - the accent is the one thing about Derek Acorah that is not fake, he is actually from Liverpool (well, Bootle, but that's close enough).

 

[AndyRM]