do you pee in the shower?

[Cubist]

I sit in my cycling kit on arrival at work and go through my emails whilst waiting until I've stopped sweating before going for a shower. Quite often my bladder tells me I can't wait any longer to go and shower.

 

[stephec]

I never said I liked swimming naked in the sea.
I think my self-assessment as "repressed" could still be valid.
Actually, I'm two metres from our shower room right now......do you think I'm ready for the first step of my long and expensive journey to Urination Liberation?

Go for it, step forward and let it flow!

 

[Maverick Goose]

Some of my old housemates favoured empty beer cans...

 

[stephec]

Some of my old housemates favoured empty beer cans...

That reminds me of my time in halls of residence.

A kitchen thief was doing the rounds so one night after emptying some two litre cider bottles we decided to 'fill them up again.'

They were placed back in the fridge and sure enough in the morning they had vanished.

 

[Maverick Goose]

That reminds me of my time in halls of residence.

A kitchen thief was doing the rounds so one night after emptying some two litre cider bottles we decided to 'fill them up again.'

They were placed back in the fridge and sure enough in the morning they had vanished.

PMSL....

 

[stephec]

PMSL....

I only wish I could've seen the end result.

 

[slowmotion]

Go for it, step forward and let it flow!

Should I play this music to help me on my way? Mr Clapton came back from the edge, after all.
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[slowmotion]

Some of my old housemates favoured empty beer cans...

Empty Norfolk Dry Cider glass bottles kicked beer cans into the long grass.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Yes i pee in the shower sometimes,but i always aim for the plughole or the curved bit in the bath so there aren't any splashes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm afraid I can go one better. I sometimes change my stoma bag in the shower (the water helps wash the site, etc).

This is ok...... Unless I've been eating anything recently and it squirts crap over myself and the shower pan, meaning I need to partake in extra cleaning of myself and the shower.......

So, sh*tting in the shower, can anyone raise me on that??

Frankly, it's irresponsible not to.

What, walking down the hall or not peeing in the shower?

I once saw a small girl use one of the display toilets in B&Q.

There was a video of someone's kid doing that on You've Been Framed about 20 years ago when they used to vote for the best video. It won.

I think you'll find there's already websites available to cater for your desires.

Although, a quick word of warning, not all are work safe!

I sit in my cycling kit on arrival at work and go through my emails whilst waiting until I've stopped sweating before going for a shower. Quite often my bladder tells me I can't wait any longer to go and shower.

Really, I sit in my cycle gear and take a sh*t without any issues!!

Some of my old housemates favoured empty beer cans...

Ok, until you accidentally cut yourself......... I imagine.

 

[captain nemo1701]

No, I pee on the lawn, but my wife's starting to get suspicious as to why there's a particularly lush piece of grass near the patio

I wee on my flower beds at night where the local cats cr*p. I'm trying to get them to realise there's one big alpha male somewhere.....

 

[Arjimlad]

Compost bin has been known to cop a soaking from time to time..

 

[Bodhbh]

Some of my old housemates favoured empty beer cans...

At uni with the general young ones ambiance, everyone had their own 'piss bottles'. ofc with all the boozing in the rooms, empties and mess laying about it happened a several times that someone drank out of em.

Beer cans, wine bottles and other narrow opening containers + a skin full were asking for accidents. 4l scrumpy refills is where it's at.

 

[slowmotion]

Compost bin has been known to cop a soaking from time to time..

Strangely enough, a farmer I met at a party last Saturday was giving me that advice when I mentioned our compost bin.

 

[Arjimlad]

Good job I don't have an allotment, is all I can say !