Do your own farts always smell nice?

[stephec]

I'm a girl, we don't do those sorts of vulagar entities!

So's my wife and twelve year old, so you're out voted two to one on that.

You've not been around much lately, has your new beau been taking up more of your time?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

If you like the smell of your own trouser trumpets and wish to prolong the sniffing experience, fart into an empty Coke bottle and quickly screw the cap back on. Remove the cap and take a quick snort whenever the urge gets too strong to resist. It works for me.

If you attached that to a horn you'd have an ArseZound.

GC

 

[luckyfox]

So's my wife and twelve year old, so you're out voted two to one on that.

You've not been around much lately, has your new beau been taking up more of your time?

I don't know what you mean! I'm a lady...

Heehee maybe!

 

[stephec]

I don't know what you mean! I'm a lady...

Heehee maybe!

I'll say no more then.

 

[Cuchilo]

My cat just chuffed one . I turned to him and commented and he started purring

 

[pawl]

We've hit rock bottom now!

Whatever the answer some one will trump it.

 

[captain nemo1701]

I'm a girl, we don't do those sorts of vulagar entities!

Ladies don't guff????. The female of the species can drop farts that are capable of knocking small birds out of the sky and affecting the orbit of some sattelites. My female lodger once ripped one off in the kitchen...I had to open the back door. Phew!!

 

[i hate hills]

IHH can reveal that his farts are toxic bordering on nuclear.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

My farts come in two varieties; the kind that I can't smell & the kind that are so bad I have to leave the area till it's dissipated.

My proudest fart related incident happened many many years ago in my first job. On lunch break one day my work colleague was eating some homemade crumble when I happened to drop my guts; the smell was so bad it put him off the crumble so he gave it to me to eat.

 

[luckyfox]

I had to open the back door. Phew!!

Eeeewww!