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Or to drop one in the lift, and then take the stairs...
Do your own farts always smell nice?
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Pale Rider
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Two more simple pleasures have not yet been mentioned.
Farting under the bed covers and, best of all, dropping one in the bath when one's er, outlet, is full submerged in water.
Farting under the bed covers and, best of all, dropping one in the bath when one's er, outlet, is full submerged in water.
Colin_P
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Better still, fart just before you get out of the car and then if you are lucky it is still in there waiting for you when you come back.
Under the bed covers is known as a "Dutch Oven" and if your partner farts soon after you or you after him/her it is called "Double Dutch".
And why do they smell different when you drop one in the bath?
classic33
Leg End Member
Bubble bath!
Don't forget to waft the sheets.
At a place I used to work that used to be everyone's goal if they had to borrow the boss's car to go out on a job.
The only trouble with this is if you're in the car for a long time for work as I am.
You become accustomed to the smell, but if you get out of the car for even a few minutes the immunity vanishes.
When you get back in it's into a very stale atmosphere.
Your very own eco friendly jacuzzi.
subaqua
What’s the point
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Diffusion of gases. In the bath they are held together in the bubble till the air then spread.
Boxing Day sprouty ones are the best.
Boxing Day sprouty ones are the best.
SteCenturion
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Not got the time (yet) to read all posts but have always wondered this.
1. If I saved all my gas for a year then guffed - how much gas would I emit in one blow ?
2. If I could save all my gas for a year - ish, would I explode before the year is out ?
3. If we could harvest all our air biscuits, would it prevent the need for fracking or in fact be worse ?
4. Could I bottle it & sell it to daft Yanks ??
Life's great unanswered questions.
1. If I saved all my gas for a year then guffed - how much gas would I emit in one blow ?
2. If I could save all my gas for a year - ish, would I explode before the year is out ?
3. If we could harvest all our air biscuits, would it prevent the need for fracking or in fact be worse ?
4. Could I bottle it & sell it to daft Yanks ??
Life's great unanswered questions.
SteCenturion
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Ha, Ha, I like your OH's style...My OH claims her farts are " Glade moments "as her's smell of honeysuckle.
At times I have to disagree with her
I always tell mine that they are Armani farts.
nickyboy
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[QUOTE 3421591, member: 9609"]I use to light mine in the bath, make sure the important bits are submerged, strike a match, predict the spot, then let rip - for full effect turn the lights down low first...[/QUOTE]
This is the male version of the scented tea lights much loved by ladies at bath time
This is the male version of the scented tea lights much loved by ladies at bath time
LCpl Boiled Egg
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Silver Fox
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Ah, but now then. Why do the silent ones always smell more than the rip snorters.
LCpl Boiled Egg
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As my Dad once told me, "For the benefit of the deaf"
