winjim
Smash the cistern
That's wrong on so many levels.Or to drop one in the lift, and then take the stairs...
That's wrong on so many levels.Or to drop one in the lift, and then take the stairs...
1) 430 cubic metres. Average person. From finding the research done.Not got the time (yet) to read all posts but have always wondered this.
1. If I saved all my gas for a year then guffed - how much gas would I emit in one blow ?
2. If I could save all my gas for a year - ish, would I explode before the year is out ?
3. If we could harvest all our air biscuits, would it prevent the need for fracking or in fact be worse ?
4. Could I bottle it & sell it to daft Yanks ??
Life's great unanswered questions.
I was away in Luxembourg a couple of weeks ago, when my 3 year old daughter asked her mother; 'When is Daddy coming home? I want to pull his finger.'
I think it's true to say that on occasions, we've all let rip a paint-stripper that makes you feel revolted and oddly impressed at the same time. A previous employee used to drop SBD's in the site officeAh, but now then. Why do the silent ones always smell more than the rip snorters.
A stewardess friend of mine confessed to doing this but only in Economy class. I've always wondered what would happen if the bloke in front in a cycle race suddenly let a rotten one rip. Mind you, cycle shorts muffle the noise but also perform a 'sustained release' function for any aroma. Can be a bit embarassing in WH Smiths when one is browsing the cycling mags. I recommend walking up and around several aisles to lose the 'vapour trail'.I've just heard on Radio Four's PM that the act of flight attendants farting while amongst passengers is called 'crop dusting'.
I'm well known amongst my friends and family for my ability to create an odour that deserves a Government Heath Warning, unfortunately my recent encounter with a very unpleasant tummy upset has taken that up to another level, several times of late my Good Lady has suggested "I go outside and air myself" and has also suggested "I sleep in the spare room", Also she walked out of a shop whilst we were on holiday because I'd let one go, I wasn't far behind her, I don't blame her, when you can't stand the smell yourself things have got to be bad.
So go on then, which way did you vote?
So go on then, which way did you vote?