Do your own farts always smell nice?

Are they frangrant?

  • No, don't be disgusting!

    Votes: 23 30.7%
  • Sometimes.

    Votes: 19 25.3%
  • Yes, there is no finer smell than my own eruptions.

    Votes: 33 44.0%

  • Total voters
    75
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Shortmember

Bickerton Cyclocross Racing Team groupie
If you like the smell of your own trouser trumpets and wish to prolong the sniffing experience, fart into an empty Coke bottle and quickly screw the cap back on. Remove the cap and take a quick snort whenever the urge gets too strong to resist. It works for me.
 

biggs682

Touch it up and ride it
Location
Northamptonshire
i am not known as uncle fartin for nothing
 
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