As an advertising campaign " our roast Dinners smell like a Fart" may not be a winnerMine smell like roast dinner. Try getting anyone else to buy into this though and all I get is a world of sh!t.
One of life's simple pleasures.
Quality stealth bombingOne of life's sophisticated pleasures is to walk behind a row of boys in the classroom, drop an SBD, walk back to the front of the classroom and witness carnage as they blame each other for the asphyxiating stench.