Don't panic, Mr Mainwaring, don't panic!

[wafflycat]

or do, as the case may be

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/drivers-urged-to-panic-200806111011/

"Meanwhile chancellor Alistair Darling appeared on Channel 4 News, screaming at the top of his voice, tearing all his clothes off and using a lipstick to scrawl 'BITCH' across his naked chest."

 

[girofan]

So, just another ordinary day in the life of NEW LABOUR?
Hmmm, I suppose now the Tories will claim they can do better. Flagilation anyone?

 

[domtyler]

Who's Mister Mainwairing? Surely you mean Captain Mannering?

 

[Keith Oates]

Nice photo of Fern !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[simonali]

Sniff Petrol did a similar story a while back. I think it's funnier coz it has rude words in it!

 

[wafflycat]

Who's Mister Mainwairing? Surely you mean Captain Mannering?

It was indeed pronounced 'mannering' but it was spelt 'mainwaring'

 

[Fnaar]

It was indeed pronounced 'mannering' but it was spelt 'mainwaring'

except for that welsh fella...

 

[alecstilleyedye]

It was indeed pronounced 'mannering' but it was spelt 'mainwaring'

we had a chap at school who spelt it mainwaring and pronounced it as mainwearing.

 

[Fnaar]

we had a chap at school who spelt it mainwaring and pronounced it as mainwearing.

was he welsh?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

not as i recall, but you'd never know that i'm half boyo unless i told you.

 

[Fnaar]

that's ok, I'm Irish from the waist down and english from the waist up

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Very good. I like this one fronm Simonali's site too.

 

[red_tom]

that's ok, I'm Irish from the waist down and english from the waist up

I'm part Austrian. The lederhosen give it away though.