Doping git thread

[Pro Tour Punditry]

the DS is pretty cut up
"J’ai honte, j’ai honte, j’ai honte. Je crois que je ne suis plus capable de faire ce métier là, dans ces conditions. C’est trop dur. Trop de travail. Trop d’investissement de toute une vie. Le vélo c’est ma vie. Je ne peux plus, je ne peux plus. C’est un mélange de honte, de trahison, l’équipe va être salie, ce n’est pas juste. Il m’a appelé, il pleurait, mais ses explications ne me conviennent pas, je lui ai dit qu’il fallait dire la vérité, ne pas se réfugier derrière des excuses".

OK, my schoolboy French might be a bit rusty but, here goes...
"I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. I could do with a couple of pies and I'm fairly sure I would not turn down a cake for afters in these conditions. It would be lovely. It really would be. I could ride my bike afterwards, then more cake. I really am so hungry, really hungry, I have not eaten for days. But I have my appetite back now, doubly so than normal, I expect I'll probably order a takeaway for later as well, what they hell who needs an excuse."

 

[HF2300]

UCI announces tougher anti-doping regime, including night time checks...

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/mar/13/uci-anti-doping-measures-lance-armstrong-cycling

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Oleg seems to have taken a sudden dislike to Bjarne and suspended him

http://m.bt.dk/?redirect=www.bt.dk/cykling/cykelchok-bjarne-riis-smidt-af-holdet&

 

[rich p]

It's in foreign!

 

[Crackle]

Tinkov is a daffodil though.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

It's in foreign!

Google translated it for me

 

[Berk on a Bike]

Cyclingtips has this http://cyclingtips.com.au/2015/03/r...ov-could-dane-be-on-his-way-out-of-the-sport/

 

[Apollonius]

That article strongly implies that Riis is in trouble for results more than doping. Not sure how much Tinkoff cares about riding clean. (I hope they do, of course...)

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

That article strongly implies that Riis is in trouble for results more than doping. Not sure how much Tinkoff cares about riding clean. (I hope they do, of course...)

Maybe Oleg's just seen a pic of Riis wearing this fashion disaster?

 

[Apollonius]

Good grief!

Does he work for IKEA?

 

[Berk on a Bike]

I think that's a promo shot from when Riis presented the Danish version of Rainbow

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I'd like to say it works better as a group thing, but it quite clearly does not

 

[mjr]

Maybe Oleg's just seen a pic of Riis wearing this fashion disaster?

Unlikely: have you seen what they've got Sagan wearing? :-(

 

[rich p]

Here's Bjarne's twin brother Mr Tumble

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Unlikely: have you seen what they've got Sagan wearing? :-(

I haven't.

As bad as this?