John the Monkey
Frivolous Cyclist
- Location
- Crewe
Origamist said:
Like a colour version of the Keystone Kops. On bicycles.
Drivers, repeat after me: Must Pass Cyclist...
- Thread starter magnatom
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Like a colour version of the Keystone Kops. On bicycles.
Holy Cow Magnatom! I mean where shall we start. Was that film slowed down or were you actually going that slow? And how far out in the road where you. Any further out and you'll need an escort of destroyers. Have you any idea how inconvenient it is to have to slow down and brake in a car. I mean obviously not otherwise you'd have let the lass go. For god's sake man, turn yourself in before the wanted posters go up. The procurator Fiscal will take it easy on you if you do it now. We'll get Col and Mr Hippo to act as character witnesses for you.
Crackle said:
Nah. No good. You need a lot more vitriol, and a little less logic. If your going to abuse me you have to do it properly!
By the way, if anyone is interested, I now have a high quality pdf copy of my 'cycle' article, which I am allowed to pass on to individuals.
If anyone has not had the honour of reading, what is the best written article of this century then feel free to PM me your e-mail address. Be prepared to weep at it's utter utter amazingness and dead good grammar and stuff!
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
magnatom said:If anyone has not had the honour of reading, what is the best written article of this century then feel free to PM me your e-mail address. Be prepared to weep at it's utter utter amazingness and dead good grammar and stuff!
a) no comma needed
possessive use of its has no apostrophe
beanzontoast
Guru
- Location
- South of The Peaks
magnatom said:
Individuallists, all of us!
They do get fixated about getting past, whether its a good idea or not, but then its not there limbs and head that hits the road when they get it wrong, they cant help themselves, all they see is the bike thats slowing them down, how dare they slow me down, I am the North West Area Sales Manager and have a 530D BMW and a 4 bedroomed house, they get blinded by the hi viz and dont notice the cars coming the other way, the number of times cars have overtaken me and got beeped at by the oncoming traffic is amazing.
I got skimmed by the local Social Services disabled bus, are they actually doing active recruitment by trying to splat cyclsits ?
I got skimmed by the local Social Services disabled bus, are they actually doing active recruitment by trying to splat cyclsits ?
