Everyone Prepared?

[Smokin Joe]

Large threatening notice on front door.

Dogs not fed for two days.

Evil scowl perfected after a week's practice.

Bring it on.

 

[MikeG]

I've got it. You're Martin Luther.........

 

[Speicher]

I like small children, but I cannot eat them all in one go.

 

[Threevok]

Decorations ready..

Sweets at the ready..

Gingerbread house freshly swept....

 

[Andy_R]

I like small children, but I cannot eat them all in one go.

I can, but it needs lots of chutney.

 

[Andy_R]

Decorations ready..

Sweets at the ready..

Gingerbread house freshly swept....

Brussel Sprouts dipped in chocolate..

 

[Speicher]

I can, but it needs lots of chutney.

These days I stick to Mice Pies.

 

[Andy_R]

These days I stick to Mice Pies.

Must be the velcro

 

[TVC]

We will not be answering the door tonight. there are plenty of houses that fell for the marketing really go for it, so that should keep the local kids happy.

 

[dan_bo]

My house

Spoiler: Contains swearing

 

[mark st1]

Spoiler: Contains Swearing

My house View attachment 381089

 

[potsy]

We will not be answering the door tonight. there are plenty of houses that fell for the marketing really go for it, so that should keep the local kids happy.

Same here, I'm keeping all the sweets and chocolate for myself as I do every year, feck off kids!!

 

[Drago]

Yep. "Trespassers will be shot" sign duly affixed to front door.

 

[Crackle]

I look forward to it. Sweets in, lights on but I didn't carve a pumpkin this year, kinda forgot, kinda too lazy.

 

[Drago]

Halloween is a modern festival invented by Alice Cooper and foolishly imported by us.