Favourite Top Tips from Viz?

[Glow worm]

Avoid problems finding your car in a multistorey car park by letting the air out of all your tyres when you park, then simply look for the lowest car when you return.

 

[gary r]

save money on dry cleaning by giving all your dirty shirts to the charity shop & then buy them all back for 50p each all cleaned & ironed

 

[Archie_tect]

Save money on foreign holidays: go to York and pretend to be Finnish...

 

[Archie_tect]

Always take your mum to the supermarket so that you can park in the Parent and Child bays.

 

[Lazy-Commuter]

Don't buy an answering machine. Simply connect your video recorder to your telephone and it will record messages for you while you're out. And you'll be able to see a picture of the person speaking on your TV screen. Probably.

 

[Pottsy]

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon.

 

[zimzum42]

An aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes for an inexpensive vibrator

 

[zimzum42]

Busy executives: save money on expensive name plates for your desk by changing your surname to Toblerone

 

[betty swollocks]

When on holiday in the desert, save money by not buying expensive local maps.
Simply take a sheet of sandpaper with you.