Films you are glad you've never seen

[beanzontoast]

For me it would be Thelma and Louise. Somehow, I've managed to avoid it down the years. Can't put my finger on why I don't fancy watching it. It's a combination of the actresses and the theme. Not up my street at all.

Plus the fact that the ending has been given away so often, I can't see the point of watching it anyway!

 

[djb1971]

Titanic!!

2.5 hours to watch a ship sink. My wife took me to see it but I fell asleep and missed the lot

 

[djb1971]

& The Full Monty. I also fell asleep.

We only go to watch action/horror movies now, no more mushy crap.

 

[Cranky]

Star Wars

Crocodile Dundee

 

[snapper_37]

Any of the Star Wars, Salo o le 120 giornate di Sodoma and ... anything with Hugh Grant in.

I liked Thelma and Louise though

 

[Belly]

Anything with Liz Hurley in it. I loved the first Austin Powers film, but, Jeez, that woman ruined it for me whenever she was on screen.

 

[Mr Pig]

Blues Brothers 2000. I will never watch it as I know it would ruin the first one.

Brokeback Mountain. A film about gay cowboys! Come off it.

Watched No Country For Old Men a few weeks ago and wished I hadn't. Boy is that over rated.

 

[ChrisKH]

Anything with Liz Hurley in it. I loved the first Austin Powers film, but, Jeez, that woman ruined it for me whenever she was on screen.

Any Mike Myers film. That guy is the king. As in the king and his new clothes. Absolutely no redeeming talent.

Also the film Australia. Any film named after a country is going to be dire.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Any Mike Myers film. That guy is the king. As in the king and his new clothes. Absolutely no redeeming talent.

Also the film Australia. Any film named after a country is going to be dire.

That includes "This Is England" then? I thought that was a pretty good film!

 

[ChrisKH]

That includes "This Is England" then? I thought that was a pretty good film!

I haven't seen that one yet. Is England a country anymore?

 

[rich p]

Anything with Tom Hanks.

 

[snorri]

Braveheart.
It sounds thoroughly cringeworthy to me.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I haven't seen that one yet. Is England a country anymore?

Lol - I hope so or I'm homeless!

 

[yello]

Watched No Country For Old Men a few weeks ago and wished I hadn't. Boy is that over rated.

Isn't it? Not a bad film but just a very very ordinary one. It must have been a bad year for films is all I can figure.

 

[yello]

Any American revisionist version of history... they're usually American.

Related to the above, any 'self righteous' movie pointing out the wrongs of the past... 'In the Name of the Father' etc etc etc

Combine the two and you get pretty much everything made by Oliver Stone.