Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Anyone else feeling despair for the once beautiful game?
Today, it seems the slightest touch causes a player to go down as shot by a distant sniper, roll about exaggeratedly for 30 secs, whilst handbags come out between opposing teams,
VAR will sort that out in time.
The 'award a card' gesture is now replaced by a sign of 'VAR replay, please' .
Partly because the players don't know how VAR works yet.
Players who earn thousands of pounds, euros etc lying on their backs after 80 mins suffering from cramp,...complaining about playing the occasional two games per week.
What happened to the days of Dave Mackay or 'Chopper' Harris going right through you, getting up after putting your false teeth back in then having a quick fag on the sidelines before looking for revenge...
The game is played at a pace far, far faster than 40-50 years ago. The cloggers of old wouldn't get near the ball nowadays and would be blowing out their arses after 10 minutes. Players in the 1970s were mostly finished at 30, partly because they weren't fit and didn't know how to look after their bodies but also in part due to cloggers like Mackay and Harris inflicting serious injuries on a regular basis.
ahemIt's all about getting your Nivea on and using Head and Shoulders...
View: https://youtu.be/DZH0sujGE54
View: https://youtu.be/Xf-4Gbqyni4
The Champions League is a misnomer as the fourth placed team in some countries can qualify, ex-footballers commentating trotting out the same old tired cliches when they were just as guilty as not getting the ball on target or even making the goalkeeper work..
Agree entirely. This World Cup has shown that many footballers don't know the rules of the game they sometimes played at a high level.
I watched the first televised game in Scotland last night, Killie vs St Midden (not a misspell) and it was dire..
After watching the best players on the planet for two weeks, I'm not surprised
Overpriced, overpaid and most of all, it's all overrated
I'm off to see my team play Montrose in a diddy cup today. The regular walk up price is about £20 for two hours live entertainment but today it's £10 - compares with a night at the cinema and far less than a visit to the local theatre. Our players are on approx £35k pa salaries - hardly extravagant. OK the standard isn't quite Portugal v Spain, but it's competitive and entertaining. I've been to Old Trafford and seen some turgid crap under Van Gaal with players worth tens of millions unable to hit the target from 3 yards.