Found a lump *GULP*

[Minotier]

And to think – not only have I beat cancer twice – I've now won the Tour de France as many times as Lance Armstrong! ;-)

Also, if you don't mind me saying, you bear more than a passing resemblance to the immortal Terry Thomas!!

 

[DTD]

Also, if you don't mind me saying, you bear more than a passing resemblance to the immortal Terry Thomas!!

Thank you, you may – Though I was trying to affect a Che meets Noel Coward stylee.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I had my Ultrasound appointment today, and I was amazed at how fast it was over and done with. I'm not sure what I expected TBH but I was in and out inside of 10 minutes

Anyhoo, the Ultrasound pilot said nothing to worry about, it's just a 2mm cyst

Still got to see docs for final result but I'm guessing that's just a formality now.

My only criticism was when the Ultrasound lass said, "I'd like you to hold your penis against your stomach Mr Smoo while I do the scan".

I thought bloody hell flower, I'd like to be able to hold my penis against my stomach as well, I'm not John Holmes you know and it's a bloody tense environment as well

Thanks again for all the support from CC land, you guys and gals are the best, but you know that already

 

[Minotier]

All the best fella

 

[accountantpete]

Glad that things have been sorted.

Now back to the hard work - all that shiny bling doesn't wear itself out you know.

 

[oldfatfool]

Great news

 

[slowmotion]

Excellent!

 

[TheDoctor]

Glad it's nowt to worry about

 

[The Brewer]

Walk them clouds.....today your invincible

 

[EltonFrog]

Good news! And good luck to you.

 

[Sillyoldman]

Great news smokie. Been there myself a couple,of years ago. Same as you results wise but that wait even though you are on the dreaded two week call up list is awful. Not ashamed to say it but when I got home after the good news, I went and had a little weep such was the relief.

 

[classic33]

Good luck and hope it's good news.

What's surprising me is how many blokes are responding with stories of problems with their man-baubles.

Definitely good advice to check regularly.

Blame mickle.
However the more its talked about, the les of a stigma there'll be attached to it.

 

[postman]

Well done i had something similar a few years back.Had a growth cut out in Otley Hospital.If the female surgeon had slipped with the knife i would be called Roberta now.My lump was two finger widths from my left testicle.
I will tell you a lovely Oriental female Doctor during one examination was holding me and squeezing said lump.I am 6' 4" she was about 5' nothing,she had me on my tiptoes.
Mine was just a lump of fat floating around that area.
Was i bothered about showing my little bits,was i hell.I just wanted it out.

 

[uphillstruggler]

glad its all good

and youve bought a taboo out into the open. bet the blokes have had a rummage since this thread started

 

[smokeysmoo]

You've bought a taboo out into the open. Bet the blokes have had a rummage since this thread started

I can't take the credit, it's all down to Sir Mickle that one, (see my sig line), but I take your point, and any exposure, (no pun intended), can only be a good thing.

A lot of people think us blokes take a load of balls, so lets talk about balls while we're at it.

Get fumbling lads, you know it makes sense